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Manny Ramirez took a 30 second home run trot

Apr 23, 2013, 1:30 PM EST

Via the Manny Does Taiwan blog, video of Manny Ramirez‘s third home run of the season. Complete with (a) all dirt field; (b) opposing team uniforms that look like a cross between the 1979 Pirates and some third level bad guys from a new Mario game; and (c) about the slowest home run trot you’ll ever see:

I will watch Manny Ramirez hit home runs until he’s either unable to continue hitting home runs or I’m unable to see. I don’t care how much of a jerkburger he is.

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