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The Marlins ran an embarrassing contest

May 10, 2013, 10:25 PM EDT

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At Big League Stew, Mike Oz details how a Marlins “ultimate fan” contest went horribly awry. The directions told fans to post a photo to Instagram using the hashtag “#MarlinsFanCave” to enter to win a prize — a trip to New York City with the Marlins from June 7-9. Gee, what could be more fun than hitting up Times Square with Placido Polanco and Greg Dobbs?

Oz quoted some of the responses found on the Marlins Facebook post for the contest:

“you guys have no fans.”

“do I get to hide in shame in this cave?”

“Is this the cave where Loria and Samson are hiding?”

“This organization might just be the funniest joke ever.”

“If anyone needs Marlins cheap first row tickets Message me.”

“Please let me choose the game to watch. If I have to watch the Marlins I would feel like I had lost.”

And from Instagram:

“It’s just pathetic at this point. Cancel this account!! Cancel the season while you’re at it.”

“Wait, there is such a thing as marlins fans?”

When you cut the team’s payroll from $101 million to $50 million, this kind of acrimony is to be expected. The Marlins own baseball’s worst offense and are tied with the Houston Astros at 10-25 for the worst record. As a result, the Marlins have the worst attendance in the National League, averaging fewer than 19,000 fans per game.

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