Jun 6, 2013, 11:02 AM EDT
Steve Wulf of ESPN.com should win an award for this “here are all the reasons you should hate the Biogenesis players” column. My favorite bit:
Morals. It’s just plain wrong. Yeah, Gaylord Perry threw a spitball, and Ty Cobb sharpened his spikes, and King Kelly used to take a shortcut from first to third. But the use of clearly prohibited banned substances is cheating of a much more profound nature. The decision encompasses at least five of the Seven Deadly Sins: pride, envy, greed, gluttony, sloth. (Lust and wrath may be in there, too.)
I sense no irony about him as he equates PED use to sins that will lead to literal damnation. Nor do I sense any with this gem, which seeks to explain why the sinning is so bad:
That’s why the members of the Baseball Writers Association of America will feel tortured for years about leaving the best players of a generation out of the Hall. And that’s why MLB is trying to make sure it’s not two generations.
Thoughts, prayers to all of those tortured members of the Baseball Writers Association of America. They are the real victims in all of this.
- Ian Kinsler hopes Rangers go 0-162, calls GM a “sleazeball” (132)
- Albert Pujols was insulted when someone asked him if he can put up Mike Trout numbers (103)
- The politics of “The Cardinal Way” (67)
- Robinson Cano wants the Mariners to bring in Kendrys Morales and Ervin Santana (64)
- Reporter calls Ian Kinsler as self-absorbed as A-Rod (60)