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Quote of the Day: Jayson Werth is ready to “eat somebody’s face”

Jun 19, 2013, 2:10 PM EDT

Holy bath salts, Batman! I missed this last night. Here’s Jayson Werth‘s quote after last night’s loss to the Phillies:


Given that, for most of his career, Werth has looked like a guy who was stranded in the Sierras when winter hit, no, I don’t suppose we should be too surprised by this.

source: AP


“Mmmmm …. faaaaaaaceee!!!!”

  1. captainwisdom8888 - Jun 19, 2013 at 2:31 PM


  2. yahmule - Jun 19, 2013 at 2:33 PM

    Back away from the bath salts, Jayson!

  3. dennisund - Jun 19, 2013 at 2:33 PM

    Cut to the Philly Phanatic coming out of the tunnel on his fueled up ATV in his Hannibal Lecter garb.

  4. mgv38 - Jun 19, 2013 at 2:37 PM

    FWIW, the headline is inaccurate. Werth is saying he (and the rest of the team) is NOT ready to visage-munch (and that is the problem). But that he hopes they will be shortly.

  5. DelawarePhilliesFan - Jun 19, 2013 at 2:43 PM

    who’d a thunk that in this series, it would be the Nats who had the wacko Right Fielder…..

  6. lukescottsbedsidemanner - Jun 19, 2013 at 2:45 PM

    I see no problem with Jayson wanting to do this. He’s just hungerin’ for that down home cookin’.

  7. randygnyc - Jun 19, 2013 at 2:55 PM

    Werth is a violent psychopath. That was made clear when he cursed out the fan in front of his young child as they both went for a foul ball a few years back. F@ck Werth!!

    • kiwicricket - Jun 19, 2013 at 3:09 PM

      Calm down, Randy. I think it just makes him an asshole. Unless he has limbs in his kit-bag, I would hold off calling someone a violent psychopath.

  8. kiwicricket - Jun 19, 2013 at 3:07 PM

    In NZ/AUS, ‘eat somebody’s face’ means kissing with a distinct lack of tact, skill or suave.
    It’s a pity he didn’t.

  9. greymares - Jun 19, 2013 at 3:58 PM

    KARMA, shouldn’t have screwed with the phanatics A.T.V.

  10. opiedamus - Jun 19, 2013 at 5:19 PM

    I’m as offended by this as Craig was to Joe Simpson’s injury bug comment….people eating is a real problem in some parts of the world and making jest of it is simply in poor taste. Walk a mile in the shoes of those hunted for their tender parts…’s time we stamp out people eating in all parts of the world….starting w/a boycott of D.C……who’s with me?!? Let’s go streak the quad……

  11. nbjays - Jun 19, 2013 at 5:56 PM

    Not only someone’s face, but also their liver… with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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