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Bryce Harper to hit in a cage today, to eat face soon

Jun 20, 2013, 5:02 PM EST

Bryce Harper hasn’t played a game since May 26, but he’s on the comeback trail:

No timetable, but no setbacks either, so presumably he’ll be ready to eat people’s faces soon.

No, really:

God, is this going to be an ongoing thing with the Nats now? I want them to lose anyway, but I’m way more interested in them losing now because if they win then “eating face” will truly be a thing then.

Here’s Harper sitting down for an exclusive interview with Mark Zuckerman of CSNWashington:

  1. baseballici0us - Jun 20, 2013 at 5:15 PM

    “to eat face soon” ..hahahahaha

  2. Stiller43 - Jun 20, 2013 at 5:22 PM

    He’d have to hit a lot of fences to look like that.

  3. cptnew1 - Jun 20, 2013 at 5:29 PM

    Do bath salts count as PED’s? I feel a special Congressional panel being formed soon…

  4. sumerduckman - Jun 20, 2013 at 5:41 PM

    Maybe he will be back in time for the next series with the Fish. They are used to face eating down there.

  5. yahmule - Jun 20, 2013 at 5:52 PM

    He’s not Werthy!

    /flees while ducking

    • heyblueyoustink - Jun 20, 2013 at 6:45 PM

      Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.

  6. TheNaturalMevs - Jun 20, 2013 at 7:56 PM

    He’s just going to get hurt again and miss more time a few games after he comes back though, let’s be honest.

  7. runteddyrun - Jun 20, 2013 at 8:37 PM

    Sounds like someone’s drinking a little bit of the Haterade….

    • TheNaturalMevs - Jun 20, 2013 at 8:42 PM

      I actually am about as big of a fan as there is of him. He’s just injury prone all the time.

      • recoveringcubsfan - Jun 20, 2013 at 10:29 PM

        You have to temper that with the obvious truth that Harper hasn’t been in the majors long enough to be “hurt all the time.” I get your feeling like that, but it isn’t possible, so think of it some other way.

  8. Anoesis - Jun 20, 2013 at 8:53 PM

    Other than a reference to something like the Donner party, what the hell does that even mean? Too many zombie movies/games? I guess I’m old.

    • twilson962 - Jun 21, 2013 at 11:20 AM

      The other night, after the Nats comeback win over the Phillies, Jayson Werth made a comment about coming to the park, ‘Ready to fight. Ready to eat someone’s face.’ I’m paraphrasing, but that was the gist of it.

  9. breastfedted - Jun 20, 2013 at 11:10 PM

    Yeah Craig, it’s almost as douchey as ending a blog entry with “wowzers”

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