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Former Nats, Mets pitcher Michael O’Connor was suspended for drugs

Jun 25, 2013, 5:40 PM EST

Rachel Leigh Cook

I’m wondering if when the Biogenesis suspensions come out if they’ll be released in little emails just after 5pm. And I wonder if I’ll still use the Rachel Leigh Cook pic.  Probably not and probably not, respectively, but I’ll consider it. Anyway:

The Office of the Commissioner of Baseball announced today that free agent Minor League left-handed pitcher Michael O’Connor has received a 50-game suspension without pay after testing positive for metabolites of Trenbolone, a performance-enhancing substance in violation of the Minor League Drug Prevention and Treatment Program.

O’Connor — assuming this is the same Michael O’Connor — had three stints with the Nationals, starting 20 games for them in 2006 and last appearing in the bigs in 2011 with the Mets. A veteran of 12 minor league seasons, O’Connor turns 33 in August and was last seen on the Twins’ Triple-A roster. He was released in May.

Now he roams the Earth, presumably.

  1. historiophiliac - Jun 25, 2013 at 5:46 PM

    Gonna go with a Judge Dredd pic then?

    • badintent - Jun 25, 2013 at 11:54 PM

      I second the motion. The motion is passed. Thank God.

  2. silversun60 - Jun 25, 2013 at 6:09 PM

    I have a major beef with your second probably not.

  3. onbucky96 - Jun 25, 2013 at 7:32 PM

    Why won’t Rachel Lee Cook serve bacon with those eggs? How rude.

    • badintent - Jun 25, 2013 at 11:56 PM

      Tic tacs in her blouse ? Sun side up those eggs !

  4. breastfedted - Jun 25, 2013 at 9:15 PM

    Suspended for drugs? That comes with a free cock-sucking from Craig Calcaterra!

    • nbjays - Jun 25, 2013 at 9:47 PM

      Stay classy, Ted.


    • unclemosesgreen - Jun 26, 2013 at 7:07 AM

      braindeadted – you should have been a fucking blowjob. You were obviously conceived with defective angry idiotic semen. Next time you consider putting your hands on a keyboard just punch yourself in the face.

    • stlouis1baseball - Jun 26, 2013 at 9:19 AM

      Once again…Ted’s infatuation with C.C. (and subsequent low rent comments) illustrates his glaring moronity.
      Oh…and what Moses said.
      Except I would add that you choke yourself immediately after punching your face.

  5. therealtrenches - Jun 25, 2013 at 10:04 PM

    Using the picture of chick from the gen x version of the “this is your brain drugs” commercial was clever the first time you did it, Craig. Now it’s just played. Get some new material.

    • badintent - Jun 25, 2013 at 11:57 PM

      You know lawyers. They’re always the first in the whorehouse, so when it gets raided , they’re long gone.

  6. drone501 - Jun 26, 2013 at 9:14 AM

    i see nips

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