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Mark Teixeira had his surgery today

Jul 2, 2013, 11:32 AM EDT

And he’s tweeting about it. Presumably with one hand:


It’s always successful. Except for the times that it’s not.

See you in 2014, Tex.

  1. number42is1 - Jul 2, 2013 at 11:34 AM

    he really need to STFU!

  2. Caught Looking - Jul 2, 2013 at 11:38 AM

    “Mark Teixeira had his surgery today”

    “Successful surgery yesterday…”

    I guess he was operated on twice.

    • slartibartfast4242 - Jul 2, 2013 at 12:11 PM

      Craig found out about this yesterday when he time tavelled to today and saw the tweet. So he wrote the blog post yesterday, but upon further time travel saw that Brian Cashman had cussed him out. Then Craig changed the future by going back to yesterday and not posting what he had written. He just got lazy and copied and pasted the post today without bothering to edit it.

  3. specialkindofstupid - Jul 2, 2013 at 11:39 AM

    Hope he can come back.

    In the meantime, he really needs to work on his Twittering skills. With only so many characters at your disposal, you can’t waste them by writing “doc” when “dr” will suffice. And you can’t have TWO periods after a period to end a sentence. That’s just madness.

    With these and a few more abbreviations, he would have had room to write something about Alex Rodriguez.

    • nbjays - Jul 2, 2013 at 12:06 PM

      Seems like “STFU” is an abbreviation just made for Twitter…

  4. pisano - Jul 2, 2013 at 12:34 PM

    Take all the time you need to rehab, the Yankees won’t miss the strike outs, or the DP’s you hit into.

    • 161andriver - Jul 2, 2013 at 2:02 PM

      Come on, man. Lyle. Overbay. That is my entire argument against your post. Lyle. Overbay.

      • deathmonkey41 - Jul 2, 2013 at 4:31 PM

        I’d rather have Overbay making peanuts and peforming admirably than Mark and his monster contract bombing.

  5. hojo20 - Jul 2, 2013 at 1:23 PM

    My condolences to his family.

  6. deathmonkey41 - Jul 2, 2013 at 4:35 PM

    The surgeon tried to move the tendon sheath to the left, but the muscle kept contracting and the sheath began pulling badly to the right.

  7. pisano - Jul 2, 2013 at 5:19 PM

    deathmonkey41…. you said it all, I’m with you 100 %

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