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There are going to be some new names in today’s Biogenesis suspensions

Aug 5, 2013, 9:53 AM EDT

We’ve talked about A-Rod forever. Ryan Braun is already suspended. We have chewed over Nelson Cruz and the Bartolo-Melky crew for some time. But T.J. Quinn reports that we may still get some surprises this afternoon:

 

Key players on playoff teams are going to be the most interesting ones to watch, obviously, but is it wrong of me to sorta wish for some narrative-changers? Guys who are generally thought of as upstanding citizens whose inclusion on the Biogenesis hit list will give the public and media whiplash? I mean, we gotta have some fun with this, right?

  1. dluxxx - Aug 5, 2013 at 11:36 AM

    Joe Effin Mauer. I mean seriously, that would be a pretty neat deal…

    • dluxxx - Aug 5, 2013 at 12:28 PM

      Apparently I forgot the /s.

      But really, if there was ever a player that would be considered beyond reproach, wouldn’t it be him? I think that would constitue as a narritive-changer.

  2. Stiller43 - Aug 5, 2013 at 11:50 AM

    Please god no important pirates!

    • nbjays - Aug 5, 2013 at 12:30 PM

      Like, say, AJ Burnett?

  3. poprox13 - Aug 5, 2013 at 12:08 PM

    Jeter!

    • poprox13 - Aug 5, 2013 at 12:42 PM

      then again, if Jeter was on the list MLB would prolly let him slide

  4. steelcity333 - Aug 5, 2013 at 12:10 PM

    As a pirates fan, the season is going too well so watch it be most of the team getting suspended.

    • stlouis1baseball - Aug 5, 2013 at 12:22 PM

      Hahaha! Wonderful post City. And please know I am laughing with you…NOT at you.

  5. hammerrm - Aug 5, 2013 at 12:34 PM

    No Cueto, No Cueto, No Cueto…

  6. bleedgreen - Aug 5, 2013 at 12:55 PM

    So when is it actually going to happen? Weve been hearing for what seems like months ‘Today!’ ‘By the end of the week!’ ‘After the weekend!’ and yet Braun is the only thing thats happened. I think you needed to check these sources since they’ve been wrong 99.999% of the time when it comes to the actual timing of this stuff.

  7. mnwildfan15 - Aug 5, 2013 at 1:02 PM

    Mauer would be hilarious, it’s probably how he got over his bi lateral leg weakness.

  8. jfk69 - Aug 6, 2013 at 2:26 PM

    I am fighting it. My doctor said and confirmed by MADONNA that I have a low testosterone level. I was watching TV with Madge when the ad for ANDROGEL came on. I did not order it, She did and slipped it into my protein shake while she was giving me an oil based body rub. It might have been in the oil as well. The woman is insatiable. The sex is great and the home runs are a bonus.
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