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Nice abs, Dan Uggla

Sep 9, 2013, 4:55 PM EDT

Since he joined the Braves, Elliot Johnson hasn’t contributed a ton at the plate. But he did just tweet a picture of Dan Uggla and Gerald Laird‘s abs:

You’re welcome.

  1. wonkypenguin - Sep 9, 2013 at 5:02 PM

    Gerald Laird’s abs are a hell of a lot better than I imagined before I clicked on this link.

    • gmagic9044 - Sep 9, 2013 at 5:21 PM

      Are those abs, or did Laird just get creative with the body trimmer?

    • hammyofdoom - Sep 9, 2013 at 10:06 PM

      Honestly, a barrel chest can be just as fit and strong (and usually more-so) than someone with stereotypical 6-pack abs. I’ve inspected Laird’s abs more than I’d like to admit in this picture and I think he actually has something going there, not just manscaping trickery

  2. shanabartels - Sep 9, 2013 at 5:02 PM

    And the photo bomber in the middle…

    • yahmule - Sep 9, 2013 at 5:27 PM

      You didn’t know about Laird’s conjoined twin?

      Why do you think he’s so deadly picking runners off first base?

    • stlouis1baseball - Sep 9, 2013 at 5:36 PM

      Hahaha! I totally missed the photo bomber.

  3. RoyHobbs39 - Sep 9, 2013 at 5:13 PM

    I think the one on the right just has a well-combed man-sweater.

  4. yanks33 - Sep 9, 2013 at 5:33 PM

    Is that Freddie Freeman with the classic photobomb? Haha

  5. tfbuckfutter - Sep 9, 2013 at 5:35 PM

    Wait….he took pictures of shirtless dudes, tweeted it, and didn’t specify that he’s not a homosexual?

    I guess that means Elliot Johnson is gay.

  6. sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo - Sep 9, 2013 at 5:35 PM

    Laird needs the AB-hancer.

  7. Shafer's Dealer - Sep 9, 2013 at 5:36 PM

    Laird wins. He hits.

  8. cur68 - Sep 9, 2013 at 5:36 PM

    Uggly needs a tan. Damn. That looks like Wilbur’s underbelly.

    • historiophiliac - Sep 9, 2013 at 5:56 PM

      Yes, I think I’m fricking traumatized all around. Wilbur and pooch.

      BTW, talking to a Canadian on the phone today. How come no one says “fricking” like a Canadian? Are they “Albertans”? “Alberters”? TLTG

      • cur68 - Sep 9, 2013 at 6:07 PM

        What does “TLTG” mean? I only know it as “Totally laparoscopic total gastrectomy”. I feel that this is not going to be what you mean.

        As for us and the word “frickin'” its ’cause we be frickin’ awesome.

        Also, its “Albertans” and those of us from Edmonton are “Edmontonians”. Sounds like a disease process, dunnit?
        “Your foot fungus has gone edmontonian! I think we’ll have to amputate!”

      • indaburg - Sep 9, 2013 at 8:39 PM

        Because Canadians are sexy.

        What the frick does TLTG mean? You post like my sister on Facebook.

      • tfbuckfutter - Sep 9, 2013 at 9:27 PM

        Too lazy to google.

        Which I bet you could have googled.

      • indaburg - Sep 9, 2013 at 10:16 PM

        But I was too lazy to Google. But I’m not too lazy to type the words out.

      • cur68 - Sep 9, 2013 at 10:19 PM

        TB: I did google it. I’m not THAT lazy. The definition “Too lazy to google” never comes up. However, “Totally laparoscopic total gastrectomy” DOES come up.

      • tfbuckfutter - Sep 9, 2013 at 10:33 PM

        First result from Google. Second definition.

        Third result from the Google search page:
        TLTG – Acronyms and Abbreviations – The Free Dictionary‎
        Acronym, Definition. TLTG, Texas Learning Technology Group (instructional software development). TLTG, Too Lazy To Google …

        I, however, deduced it on my own based on the context. Because I am a bamf.

        Although I do think Google’s results are tailored somewhat to your history, which is maybe why I got Urban Dictionary first and you got medical stuff. I don’t even get that until midway down page 2.

      • cur68 - Sep 9, 2013 at 11:53 PM

        I think you totally busted me there, TB. I get the medical term first and the ACTAUL definition at the half page. Then I cleared my history, dumped the cache and BAM: 2nd definition it is.

        Brainy Ass MoFo?
        Busted Ass MoFo?
        Banging A MILF?
        Butts and Money Forever?
        Breasts and Money First?

      • historiophiliac - Sep 9, 2013 at 11:58 PM

        He’s a bad ass mother fu*ker, old man. Pull your Edmontonian out.

      • cur68 - Sep 10, 2013 at 12:01 AM

        Ohhhhh…right. I knew that.

      • historiophiliac - Sep 10, 2013 at 12:16 AM

        Do you need help across the street, Sir?

      • cur68 - Sep 10, 2013 at 12:22 AM

        Get off my lawn

      • historiophiliac - Sep 10, 2013 at 12:24 AM

        /puts on bi-colored celebration goggles, runs in circles spraying cheap bubbly on herself, drops bottle and walks off

      • indaburg - Sep 10, 2013 at 12:28 AM

        If Google tailors our results to our search history, I do not want to know why the first answer I received is “The Length and The Girth.”

        Superfluous acronyms annoy me. If I was 15 years old, it would still annoy me. For the same reason the letter “u” annoys me when someone means to type “you.” (Get off my lawn yada yada yada.)

      • historiophiliac - Sep 10, 2013 at 12:35 AM


      • indaburg - Sep 10, 2013 at 6:01 AM

        Argh!!! :-)

      • historiophiliac - Sep 10, 2013 at 7:44 AM

        he he

    • indaburg - Sep 9, 2013 at 8:37 PM

      Edmontonian doesn’t sound any worse than someone from Tampa. They are still trying to convince me it’s not Tampon.

      As someone who has worked in the fitness field and is an admirer of the male form, there’s nothing wrong with those abs. Nothing that a little melanin couldn’t fix.

      • historiophiliac - Sep 10, 2013 at 12:09 AM

        Needs more hair.

      • indaburg - Sep 10, 2013 at 12:25 AM

        I can see that. To be honest, I prefer Laird out of the two.

      • historiophiliac - Sep 10, 2013 at 12:34 AM

        Me too. I’m so ashamed. I’m totally going to plead beer goggles tomorrow.

      • indaburg - Sep 10, 2013 at 6:02 AM

        I don’t have any excuse. I just like them hairy.

      • historiophiliac - Sep 10, 2013 at 7:45 AM

        Yeah, but it’s Laird.

      • indaburg - Sep 10, 2013 at 7:58 AM

        Good point.

  9. thomas844 - Sep 9, 2013 at 5:40 PM

    Laird looks like he has a tree on his torso. The trunk goes up his abdomen and the branches are on his chest.

    • historiophiliac - Sep 10, 2013 at 12:47 AM

      Yeah, that’s a pretty serious love trail.

  10. stercuilus65 - Sep 9, 2013 at 5:59 PM

    Craig, keeping it gay (as usual)…

    • cohnjusack - Sep 9, 2013 at 6:08 PM

      BUUUUUURN! I nearly pissed myself on that one! Great joke man. (*snickers to self*). Gay as usual…pure gold!

  11. sportsfan18 - Sep 9, 2013 at 7:39 PM

    Uggla’s abs aren’t helping him hit…

  12. nygiantstones - Sep 9, 2013 at 11:11 PM

    Uggla blows Lard away. No homo.

  13. Walk - Sep 10, 2013 at 4:24 AM

    Less time on wii fit uggla more time in the batting cage.

  14. aceshigh11 - Sep 10, 2013 at 8:46 AM

    What the fuck is going on here?

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