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Nice cap, Juan Uribe

Sep 10, 2013, 8:54 AM EDT

Juan Uribe had a great, great night last night. Then he gave a standup presser outside of his locker and we saw his great, great ballcap:


No judgment here, Juan. My views on our nation’s marijuana laws and the social stigma involved are pretty liberal. But I do wonder if Major League Baseball feels the same way about it.

(Via Reddit)

  1. skids003 - Sep 10, 2013 at 9:02 AM

    Craig, your views on this are pretty liberal? LOL, I’d have never guessed you had liberal views.

    Just a joke, before I get yelled at.

    • Craig Calcaterra - Sep 10, 2013 at 9:04 AM

      Shocking, I know.

  2. vr30 - Sep 10, 2013 at 9:03 AM

    He’s number Juan

    • dluxxx - Sep 10, 2013 at 11:39 AM

      Number 5 in your program, number Juan in your heart.

      • hoopmatch - Sep 10, 2013 at 11:44 AM

        Guess I’m not the only one who has seen the movie “Everybody’s All American.”

  3. nolanwiffle - Sep 10, 2013 at 9:11 AM

    He plays his winter ball in Medellin……..perhaps?

  4. hcf95688 - Sep 10, 2013 at 9:22 AM

    Looks like the stickers the Ohio State football players put on their helmets.

  5. El Bravo - Sep 10, 2013 at 9:54 AM

    If it were a Miller Lite logo, no one would care, and further, that logo represents a drug that kills infinitely more people than sweet sweet Mary Jane ever could. The MLB and the rest of the prohibitive, non-sensical, racial profiling, over reaching, freedom crushing, taxpayer wasting, private prison supporting, illegal cartel promoting portions of our society should stand the f@ck down. [drops mic and walks off stage]

    • koufaxmitzvah - Sep 10, 2013 at 10:02 AM



      [many more crickets]

      • cur68 - Sep 10, 2013 at 11:25 AM

        Hey, watched the Your Boys last night, ‘Fax. Nice win, that. Good to see Puig clobbering the snot out of baseballs still. And Uribe, of course. One question: what was with Hanley and the banana? He and Uribe had this little polka thing they did on the HRs, then there was fruit. Considering the hat there, that’s not your usual after-smoke snack. Or perhaps it is if one is a ball player? Are bananas the new Cheetos?

      • koufaxmitzvah - Sep 10, 2013 at 11:50 AM

        Bananas are the party fruit, as Carmen Miranda would attest. Long lasting brain power.

      • cur68 - Sep 10, 2013 at 1:38 PM

        My Dominican Source for all things phallic-fruit asserts that the plantain is the correct fruit for mojo enhancing. Are we to assume that the banana can be substitute?

      • koufaxmitzvah - Sep 10, 2013 at 3:18 PM

        Sounds like some ‘nanas ain’t no comprende the Americano.

    • Alex K - Sep 10, 2013 at 11:14 AM

      I had this though earlier…

      Somewhere in Chicago El Bravo is trying to come to grips with the fact that Juan Uribe is now his favorite baseball player.

    • stlouis1baseball - Sep 10, 2013 at 5:59 PM

      I agree with everything you just posted Bravo. I mean…everything.
      I will just mention I have a T-Shirt some friends bought me a couple of years ago.
      This T-Shirt is something similar to Juan’s hat. Cannabis University…some such shit.
      And I can’t wear that shirt anywhere. Because it’s in poor taste. Because I have a high profile position. Because I can’t be seen in it. You get the picture.

  6. eagles512 - Sep 10, 2013 at 10:29 AM

    How dumb can you be?

  7. Bar None - Sep 10, 2013 at 11:06 AM

    I don’t get it. He has a hat with a Japanese Sugar Maple leaf on it. Probably really likes Japanese culture.

  8. sandrafluke2012 - Sep 10, 2013 at 12:03 PM

    No such thing as a liberal anymore. Just authoritarian corporatists.

  9. Al - Sep 10, 2013 at 3:47 PM

    The fact that you narc’d him out like this is really harshing my buzz.

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