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Meet the Dancing Royals Fan

Sep 17, 2013, 8:54 AM EDT

If you watched the Royals-Indians game you may have seen this guy:

And if you go to Big League Stew you can learn everything you ever wanted to know about him thanks to the intrepid Dave Brown tracking him down for an interview. His name is Jimmy Faseler.

His name is Jimmy Faseler. His NAME IS JIMMY FASELER …

  1. scoutsaysweitersisabust - Sep 17, 2013 at 8:58 AM

    There isn’t enough alcohol in the state to make me un-see what I just saw.

  2. Old Gator - Sep 17, 2013 at 10:16 AM

    Eh. Back during the ’97 championship run the Feesh had some scrawny shirtless kid who used to dance in the field boxes somewhere and the cameras just ate him up because he looked a lot like Elian Gonzalez. Horrible, like cheeldren in general. About the only thing that made it all bearable is that the Latino teenagers and college-age kids in the stadium used to chant “Eeeee-leeeeannnnn, Eeeeee-leeeeeannn” when the kid showed up on the jumbotron and it really peessed orf the older exiles from that large unnamed island ninety miles south of Key West, which was kinda fun to watch.

  3. dwrek5 - Sep 17, 2013 at 10:21 AM

    The kid dry humping his leg is almost as entertaining. Too bad he is being overshadowed, literally…
    USA, USA, USA!

  4. yahmule - Sep 17, 2013 at 5:47 PM

    On first viewing, I barely noticed the tsunami-like waves of subcutaneous tissue, so transfixed was I by the way he’s eye-fucking the camera.

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