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Tweet of the Day: Mark Teixeira could use some tech help

Oct 22, 2013, 5:42 PM EDT

I dunno why this made me laugh so much, but it’s late in the day and … whatever:

I would make a joke, but as one of the last remaining BlackBerry users phone-related jokes are kind of off-limits to me.

  1. chacochicken - Oct 22, 2013 at 5:58 PM

    Mark were you using it right handed? Did you text right into the shift again? If Cano wasn’t so lazy I’d tell you to ask him.

    • twenty1miles - Oct 22, 2013 at 7:18 PM

      A+

  2. banger60 - Oct 22, 2013 at 6:49 PM

    Daaaaaa?????

  3. maritime85 - Oct 22, 2013 at 7:22 PM

    [insert tex message joke here]

  4. Francisco (FC) - Oct 22, 2013 at 7:23 PM

    Apple has clearly invented the iTimePhone!

  5. yankeesgameday - Oct 22, 2013 at 7:58 PM

    NBC just ordered this straight to series: by day he’s solves old crimes from emails sent before email existed, by night he sits on the DL for the New York Yankees.

    • km9000 - Oct 23, 2013 at 3:40 AM

      Thank God Fox didn’t pick it up or we’d have to endure countless promos for it…

      “Detective Mark Teixeira will use a most unlikely method to prove that this elderly professor rebroadcasted and retransmitted the 1958 World Series… without the express written consent of Major League Baseball!”

    • thisdamnbox - Oct 23, 2013 at 9:46 AM

      Fantastic! It will be critically acclaimed but will fall miserably in the L+7 ratings for 3 straight weeks, then canceled by week 5…

  6. bayou133cajun - Oct 22, 2013 at 8:21 PM

    Wow! That’s a lot of email. Wonder if that’s a Yankee account, maybe he should’ve read some of it during the season and at least earned a portion of that $20 million he got for sitting on the bench.

  7. Panda Claus - Oct 22, 2013 at 11:11 PM

    Texiera has accidentally hacked God’s email account. That’s about how many emails Jim Carrey was getting each day in “Bruce Almighty”.

  8. km9000 - Oct 23, 2013 at 3:30 AM

    I wonder if he checks his phone’s mail in that same annoying chin-on-shoulder stance he uses when he hits.

  9. steincj36 - Oct 23, 2013 at 9:27 AM

    It’s an ios7 bug. Happened to me too on one of my accounts. It goes away after a while, but when it first comes up, I was like, crap, did miss that many emails?

  10. robmoore - Oct 23, 2013 at 11:29 AM

    Sounds like he has ALL the emails. Starting from the very beginning. Must have got his account crossed up with the NSA’s.

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