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David Ortiz came in third in the Boston mayor race

Nov 7, 2013, 5:11 PM EDT

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David Ortiz wasn’t on the ballot on Tuesday — only two men were: Marty Walsh and John Connolly — but the Red Sox’ DH got the most write-in votes out of anyone, so that technically made him the third place finisher.

Not that it was particularly close. There were only 560 write-in votes, of which Ortiz got the most. The winner got over 72,000 votes.  But it’s a pretty good showing for a guy who doesn’t play any defense.

  1. chill1184 - Nov 7, 2013 at 5:13 PM

    Probably could do a better job than the two clowns err I mean politicians that were actually running.

    • missthemexpos - Nov 7, 2013 at 5:25 PM

      Toronto could be needing a new mayor soon and the Jays could always use another left hand bat too!

      • stevequinn - Nov 8, 2013 at 10:05 PM

        Bingo.

    • tfbuckfutter - Nov 7, 2013 at 6:41 PM

      Don’t look at me.

      I voted for Kodos.

  2. Jackson Scofield - Nov 7, 2013 at 5:14 PM

    Reblogged this on ScoSports.

    • Patrick R. - Nov 7, 2013 at 5:28 PM

      Where did you reblog it??? I wanna see!

  3. happytwinsfan - Nov 7, 2013 at 5:23 PM

    we had a mayoral election here in minneapolis yesterday and one of the canidates was of the “pirate party” (seriously). oh if ortiz had but remained a twin.

    • deep64blue - Nov 7, 2013 at 5:48 PM

      The Pirate Party is a very serious party with Members in the European Parliament.

      • happytwinsfan - Nov 8, 2013 at 8:49 AM

        ich kann nicht deutsch

    • Old Gator - Nov 7, 2013 at 7:14 PM

      Feeling Minnesota, eh?

      • happytwinsfan - Nov 8, 2013 at 8:48 AM

        you betcha

  4. Caught Looking - Nov 7, 2013 at 5:27 PM

    MVP of the World Series, third place in the mayoral election, on the cover of Sports Illustrated and appearances on Letterman and the floor of the New York Stock Exchange. He’s still hitting at an unbelievable pace.

  5. chacochicken - Nov 7, 2013 at 5:30 PM

    So, wait, was Fred Hoiberg really a mayor or was that just his nickname?

    • 22yearsagotoday - Nov 7, 2013 at 7:51 PM

      Is chacochicken related to stonkeechicken?

      • chacochicken - Nov 7, 2013 at 8:17 PM

        Que?

  6. rjostewart - Nov 7, 2013 at 5:33 PM

    Meanwhile, the new mayor of New York City is a Red Sox fan.

    • happytwinsfan - Nov 7, 2013 at 5:36 PM

      the damn super liberal

      • 22yearsagotoday - Nov 7, 2013 at 7:52 PM

        Two words: Al Franken.

  7. sumerduckman - Nov 7, 2013 at 5:36 PM

    He could have easily won the governors race in Virginia.

    • nothanksimdriving123 - Nov 7, 2013 at 6:18 PM

      I think Bryce Harper, Ryan Zimmerman or Stephen Strasburg would have had a better chance. Indeed, pretty much anyone not named Cuccinelli would have fared pretty well.

  8. cur68 - Nov 7, 2013 at 7:53 PM

    Like any politician, we must ask: to whom does David Ortiz appeal to?

    Well, lets see: in order I think we have..
    1)Boston Red Sox Fans
    2)Middle aged and nearing middle aged chubby d00dz with facial hair
    3)chicks that like middle aged chubby d00dz with facial hair

    If we add the caveat that this is a demographic that is likely to be a voter, then I think that we can sum up those 560 votes as: Boston Red Sox Frans, mostly women, who like chubby middle aged d00dz with facial hair.

    Your loyal and loving constituents await you, Mr. Oritz!

    • 22yearsagotoday - Nov 7, 2013 at 7:57 PM

      They have lasers for unwanted body hair. Just do it!

  9. 22yearsagotoday - Nov 7, 2013 at 7:53 PM

    Southbound!

    • 22yearsagotoday - Nov 7, 2013 at 7:54 PM

      (in reply to Virginia comment)

      • ken14andersonforhof - Nov 7, 2013 at 8:53 PM

        is it true MUSLIMS get 60 Virginians to be Martyred???

  10. 6ball - Nov 7, 2013 at 8:14 PM

    .

    And the recount is when?

    .

  11. righthandofjustice - Nov 7, 2013 at 8:22 PM

    Isn’t it an irony the 2nd runner up of the Boston mayor voting is the same guy who most people said should be banned a few months ago when the Biogenesis witch hunt was in progress?

    I guess the World Freaking Champions title just made everybody in the city ignored bad things they used to remember.

    Will it be a joke when the third place finisher of the Boston mayor voting get rejected for HOF consideration later?

  12. mnwildfan15 - Nov 7, 2013 at 9:21 PM

    Hey captain jack sparrow had some good views……..listen to it on the Tom Barnard podcast

  13. eagles512 - Nov 8, 2013 at 1:21 AM

    I guess they don’t test for steroids.

  14. @Cereal_22 - Nov 8, 2013 at 10:55 AM

    Impressive work Sully, Fitzy & Patsy…..you should all be wicked proud. SMH

  15. anythingbutyanks - Nov 8, 2013 at 1:04 PM

    I don’t think this is terrible or anything; I just don’t get it. If this was the most important race on the ballot and you don’t like any of the candidates whose names appear on it, why do you even take the time to show up and vote? Seriously, people took time out of their days to visit a voting station and cast a ballot for David Ortiz to be Mayor of Boston. Must have been some serious down ballot contests to bring these folks out.

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