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Tweet of the Day: Craig Kimbrel ponders a career at Taco Bell

Nov 14, 2013, 10:30 AM EDT

Tweet of the night, actually, but still:


I like the impulse, Craig, but don’t bother. I hear that Fredi Gonzalez is the manager of that Taco Bell. And you know how it’ll go: lunch rush comes, everyone’s slammed and the lines are backing up. And Fredi still doesn’t schedule you because he hired you to be a “closer,” and everyone knows that Taco Bell requires its best employees at 2AM.

  1. cur68 - Nov 14, 2013 at 12:44 PM

    Take note, MLB PLayers (past and present): THIS is how you use Twitter. One line, not even a sentence (not even a word, really), an innocuous picture, and a sense of humour. If you can’t do it like this, STAY OFF OF TWITTER! (I’m lookin’ at YOU, Larry Jones….)

    • voteforno6 - Nov 14, 2013 at 1:00 PM

      Wait, Larry was serious about all that stuff? I thought his twitter profile was actually a sophisticated piece of performance art.

      • cur68 - Nov 14, 2013 at 1:04 PM

        Larry needs to stop taking advice from his sycophants about how funny he is. He’s at his best when he posts a single picture with a single word. Like his “basketball net misadventure” twit-pic. THAT was funny. The rest of it? Not so much. Kimbrel’s his Daddy.

    • historiophiliac - Nov 14, 2013 at 4:22 PM

      The internets already chased Larry off of the Twitters. And, anyways, some of us post things that would knock your monocle out. But, yeah, maybe I didn’t need to know that Miggy got his new PS4 today and His Heterochromianess thinks he can beat MJ at beer pong…

  2. yahmule - Nov 14, 2013 at 1:15 PM

    That was good.

  3. jm91rs - Nov 14, 2013 at 2:28 PM

    Is it new or am I just now seeing that the comments are after a bunch of annoying ads? Something about the site feels different today.

    • natstowngreg - Nov 14, 2013 at 4:04 PM

      It’s new, and very much annoying. Alas, such is the way of the Internet. It has to be paid for somehow.

  4. pbconnection782 - Nov 14, 2013 at 3:20 PM


  5. historiophiliac - Nov 14, 2013 at 11:31 PM

    I just occurred to me that Verlander likes to hit Taco Bell on game days. How funny would it be to have Kimbrel serving him gorditas?

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