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Jose Canseco had goats in his car for some reason and got pulled over

Nov 20, 2013, 11:00 PM EDT

Jose Canseco

Former Athletics slugger Jose Canseco has had one of the most baffling — yet entertaining — Twitter feeds over the last few years. His feed got a little more interesting today when he tweeted a picture of his car after being pulled over by police. He had goats in his car, for some reason.

Apparently, he was traveling with his girlfriend to shoot a documentary on his “fainting goats”.

If you’d like a taste of Canseco’s best tweets, this list of 20 should suffice.

  1. chill1184 - Nov 20, 2013 at 11:03 PM

    His twitter account brightens my day sometimes

  2. spacemaker101 - Nov 20, 2013 at 11:20 PM

    Love it.. Fainting goats are Awesome

  3. aphillieated - Nov 21, 2013 at 12:08 AM

    I love goat meat.

    • sincitybonobo - Nov 21, 2013 at 12:46 AM

      Goat cheese is fantastic, also. I once swiped a packet from Huey Lewis’ green room. There were several. To my knowledge, it wasn’t missed.

      • km9000 - Nov 21, 2013 at 4:35 AM

        I bet the News was really pissed.

      • sincitybonobo - Nov 21, 2013 at 5:52 AM

        Hopefully, they would have said “It’s Allright”. Thanks for the assist.

  4. downhillrider - Nov 21, 2013 at 12:54 AM

    lol its pretty simple. he’s cuban, from Miami and had a goat in the car that can only mean one thing. Santeria. Happens all the time there. (I grew up in Miami)

  5. drewzducks - Nov 21, 2013 at 1:04 AM

    I think the confusion comes from that he told the cop that he is Jose Canseco, the G.O.A.T.

  6. coltzfan166 - Nov 21, 2013 at 1:28 AM

    What was wrapped around that goat’s leg?

  7. rdav29 - Nov 21, 2013 at 6:15 AM

    Is the goat wearing a diaper?

  8. tfbuckfutter - Nov 21, 2013 at 7:49 AM

    He’s back together with Madonna?

    • slickdemetrius - Nov 21, 2013 at 12:10 PM

      Some people will do anything to drive in the carpool lane..

  9. thepittsburghkid - Nov 21, 2013 at 8:59 AM

    Yes, wearing a diaper poorly.

  10. drelms - Nov 21, 2013 at 10:06 AM

    It’s obvious, the sick fuq was bringing the goats to sacrifice them in some satanic ritual, no doubt. Has anyone heard of Santeria?

    It’s hard to believe there are still people walking in this civilized nation that actually believe that sacrificing an animal would bring good fortune. The idiot cares more about his car interior with the goats wearing diapers than he does about what people might think about him if this ever became public. ooops

    • peterjohnjoseph - Nov 21, 2013 at 11:17 AM

      Do you have a Twitter feed? I’d like to add you for entertainment too.

  11. sumerduckman - Nov 21, 2013 at 12:47 PM

    Maybe he’s got the same proclivities as the guy Gene Wilder plays in” Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* (*But Were Afraid to Ask)”.

  12. Old Gator - Nov 21, 2013 at 3:22 PM

    That goat is for Jobu, Count on it.

  13. blynch67 - Nov 21, 2013 at 5:03 PM

    Goat urine. 50 homers, guaranteed.

    I’m only joking, of course..

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