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Ron Gardenhire is happy with his handsomeness ranking

Dec 11, 2013, 6:16 PM EDT

Yesterday I ranked major league managers by handsomeness. Ron Gardenhire came in at number 28, unfortunately. Couldn’t be helped. It’s just science.

Well, his inner beauty is off-the-charts, because here he is, quite pleased, about his ranking:

I do not know if Clint Hurdle (30) and Ron Washington (29) feel the same way and, frankly, I’m afraid to ask them about it.

But I will be asked about it more! I will be appearing on MLB Network’s “Hot Stove” tomorrow morning at 10:30.  Absolutely true. I feel like they are going to come after me for putting Ausmus over Matheny, but I’m gonna stick to my guns.

  1. chacochicken - Dec 11, 2013 at 6:27 PM

    The Earl Warren of Baseball Manager Handsomeness. Guess you can mark that off the list. I think you need to do some historical rankings as well.
    I’m betting Gardy comes into the winter meetings next year (assuming he has a job) in the BSOHL trying to up that ranking.

    • yahmule - Dec 11, 2013 at 6:49 PM

      I think historical rankings would be great, especially if we could see Lasorda cuss Craig out like Kingman.

      • Craig Calcaterra - Dec 11, 2013 at 7:09 PM

        I was hanging out with Neyer today and he asked me about that. I told him he’s in way better position to be doing that given his historical background and my relative lack thereof.

        I bet he does it.

      • DJ MC - Dec 11, 2013 at 10:16 PM

        The Historical Baseball Abstract has a “most handsome” player ranking for each decade. But if people are posting here they probably already know that.

  2. nymets4ever - Dec 11, 2013 at 10:34 PM

    meanwhile, nobody here gives two schitts about this absurd, random, and utterly pointless discussion about managerial handsomeness you created for no apparent reason.

    • yahmule - Dec 11, 2013 at 10:38 PM

      Except Ron Gardenhire, evidently.

      • nymets4ever - Dec 11, 2013 at 10:40 PM

        i did say nobody “here”..

      • yahmule - Dec 11, 2013 at 11:15 PM

        Are you sure Gardy doesn’t have an account here? How do you think he found out about his ranking?

    • zzalapski - Dec 11, 2013 at 11:03 PM

      That would explain why the original post got 80+ comments, and why you’re still hung up about it.

      • historiophiliac - Dec 11, 2013 at 11:08 PM

        To be fair, a good part of that was him protesting too much.

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