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Wanna watch Robinson Cano sign his contract with the Mariners?

Dec 12, 2013, 5:55 PM EST

The Mariners just posted this Vine, showing Robinson Cano adding his signature to his ten-year, $240 million contract with recently-embattled GM Jack Zduriencik to his right and agent Jay-Z behind him.

As beard aficionado Aaron Gleeman pointed out earlier, Cano is sporting a nice new beard which would have violated the Yankees’ personal grooming rules.

  1. Michael - Dec 12, 2013 at 6:01 PM

    Graphic the Mariners are posting on their Facebook page: “Welcome to Seattle Robinson Cano.”

    Graphic Mariners fans are waiting to see on Mariners Facebook page: “Welcome to Seattle Mark Cuban.”

  2. aphillieated - Dec 12, 2013 at 6:03 PM


  3. aphillieated - Dec 12, 2013 at 6:04 PM

    Show me what you got, ROBBIE!

  4. hojo20 - Dec 12, 2013 at 6:36 PM

    All right! 75 wins here we come!

  5. davidbrentfan - Dec 12, 2013 at 6:45 PM

    Who is that camel-looking guy in the background?

    Never mind, it’s just Jay-Z.

  6. timb12 - Dec 12, 2013 at 6:51 PM

    Aw. Jay-Z’s clip on must have fallen off.

    • seeinred87 - Dec 13, 2013 at 9:31 AM

      There are 3 other guys in there without ties on.

      • timb12 - Dec 13, 2013 at 9:32 AM

        His is buttoned to the top. It was a joke.

  7. snipedanglecelly13 - Dec 12, 2013 at 7:12 PM

    I guess 75 wins is a realistic number but still don’t think they’ll get that

  8. km9000 - Dec 12, 2013 at 7:21 PM

    Shortly after the video ends, an enraged Scott Boras rushed in, bashing Cano on the head with his briefcase. He then slammed Jay Z onto the table before applying his devastating finisher, The Opt-out.

    The damage may have been worse had it not been for the intervention of several umpires.

  9. mydoglouie - Dec 12, 2013 at 7:56 PM

    This contract is one of the worst in any sport and will have me watching less because of it.

  10. shipitplease - Dec 12, 2013 at 9:15 PM

    This is the first thing Cano has signed in years. Well, considering he never signs autographs…

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