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Dec 16, 2013, 2:25 PM EDT

Rudolph

He had a .744 OPS in the Arctic League and then got called up to the bigs and posted a line of .312/.379/.447 in his rookie year? All at age 7?

I feel like we have another classic Upper Greenland age falsification scandal on our hands. Crap like this would never happen if we had an international reindeer draft with strict slotting.

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    Jun 29, 2015, 11:45 PM EDT

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    Hamilton now has 40 stolen bases on the year, which is more than 15 MLB teams. You are reading that correctly.

  2. Pablo Sandoval swung at a pitch tonight that was five feet off the ground

    Jun 29, 2015, 9:58 PM EDT

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  3. Khris Davis to begin minor league rehab assignment Wednesday

    Jun 29, 2015, 9:00 PM EDT

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  4. Mets, Dodgers not having “active discussions” about Jon Niese trade

    Jun 29, 2015, 8:09 PM EDT

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  5. MRI comes back negative on Hanley Ramirez’s hand

    Jun 29, 2015, 7:28 PM EDT

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  6. Tigers acquire infielder Alexi Casilla from Rays

    Jun 29, 2015, 6:14 PM EDT

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  7. C.J. Cron hits his way back into the Angels’ plans

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  9. The Orioles shut down Dylan Bundy

    Jun 29, 2015, 5:03 PM EDT

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  10. Ruben Amaro will be making all of the Phillies’ moves for the rest of the season

    Jun 29, 2015, 4:35 PM EDT

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    Jun 29, 2015, 3:50 PM EDT

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    Jun 29, 2015, 3:40 PM EDT

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  13. Oakland may have to choose between the A’s and the Raiders

    Jun 29, 2015, 3:30 PM EDT

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  14. Andy MacPhail introduced by the Phillies. And the first topic of conversation is sabermetrics

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