Dec 18, 2013, 4:35 PM EDT
I’m not a big fan of the Ryan Doumit trade, but at least it’s good for the yuks:
Wren said he viewed Doumit as the best player available to fill his bench need because “he’s almost two players in one.”
— Mark Bowman (@mlbbowman) December 18, 2013
True! He is almost two players. Almost a catcher. Almost an outfielder. Heck, he’s almost a hitter now too. And he’s being paid what almost two players of his current value should be paid.
Gonna start calling him the Swiss Army Knife. So versatile.
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