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Of course you want to read the pitch for A-Rod: The Movie

Jan 22, 2014, 3:48 PM EST

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UPDATE: Well, it appears as though the Post has taken the pitch and the story down. Was it b.s.? Was it the next zillion-dollar media project and no one wants it seen yet? NO MAN CAN SAY!

3: 48 PM: Well, it’s not called that. It’s a book pitch, actually, which is simultaneously being shopped to movie producers, as these things tend to happen in package deals. The New York Post has obtained it. It’s from┬áMiami New Times reporter Tim Elfrink, who broke the original Biogenesis story. If you want to read the whole thing, go to the bottom of this post and check it out.

The Post offers the highlights, including stuff about A-Rod using PEDs all the way back to high school. And how the unraveling of Biogenesis — and thus the ruin of A-Rod — can be traced back to Melky Cabrera‘s positive PED test in 2012. After that Anthony Bosch lost all of his big money clients (except A-Rod) and started to get into spats with employees and coworkers over money and things and that’s what led to Porter Fischer turning on Bosch and the while thing spilling out into the open.

Most Valuable Melky?

Anyway: I’m guessing this doesn’t get very far. I mean, who plays A-Rod in the movie anyway?

  1. scoutsaysweitersisabust - Jan 22, 2014 at 3:51 PM

    Sounds to me like Melky Cabrera ruined baseball.

    • anxovies - Jan 22, 2014 at 4:46 PM

      Melky is HGM!

    • nothanksimdriving123 - Jan 22, 2014 at 5:02 PM

      No way. Babe Ruth ruined baseball. All that Performance Enhancing food and drinking. Beer was illegal in the 1920s remember!!

    • fanofevilempire - Jan 22, 2014 at 5:32 PM

      I hope A-Rod has a sombrero on in the movie, he looks awesome!

  2. mattintoledo - Jan 22, 2014 at 3:53 PM

    At the casting of the A-Rod role: “No, no, no, this is all wrong. I can’t even PICTURE you as a centaur.”

  3. tfbuckfutter - Jan 22, 2014 at 3:53 PM

    Here’s a link to the information:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3163352/?ref_=fn_al_tt_3

    Pay close attention to the synopsis. Sounds pretty dead on.

    • scoutsaysweitersisabust - Jan 22, 2014 at 4:20 PM

      You sir get two internets. Very funny.

  4. plmathfoto - Jan 22, 2014 at 4:00 PM

    I think A Rod might be around to play A Rod, nothing else to do…

    • jcmeyer10 - Jan 22, 2014 at 4:12 PM

      Screenwriter: “I know the perfect guy for this part and he’s definitely not working right now”

    • tfbuckfutter - Jan 22, 2014 at 4:19 PM

      A-Rod is too fat to play A-Rod.

      • fanofevilempire - Jan 22, 2014 at 5:34 PM

        scandalous!

    • nothanksimdriving123 - Jan 22, 2014 at 4:59 PM

      I vote for Emmy winning Peter Dinklage as A-Rod. Or perhaps Cate Blanchett. Hey, she rocked as Dylan.

    • fanofevilempire - Jan 22, 2014 at 5:38 PM

      I think A-Rod should focus on winning the Bud Selig leadership award, not movies.

  5. elvin2014 - Jan 22, 2014 at 4:28 PM

    Alex Rodriguez is FIGHTING fo his life and honor….

  6. elvin2014 - Jan 22, 2014 at 4:31 PM

    A-Ros is just a VICTIM in this sad process….

  7. anxovies - Jan 22, 2014 at 4:44 PM

    AROD THE MOVIE! The beleaguered protagonist is surrounded by hateful fans and hounded out of the game he loves by the villainous Commissioner and his minions. Anthony Bosch (played by Ruben Blades) receives an email from Selig (played by Gary Sinise) with an attached photo of his wife and children gagged and tied to chairs with the day’s newspaper spread on his wife’s lap. Bosh begins to frantically forge documents that show that ARod ordered documents from Biogenesis. ARod is banned from baseball for a year by crooked arbitrators and trumped-up evidence. ARod (played by himself, naturally) foils the plot through clever investigation and locates and saves Bosch’s family and exposes Selig as the mastermind. A blockbuster shown on movie screens everywhere. ARod is vindicated and gets an Oscar.

    • Francisco (FC) - Jan 22, 2014 at 5:33 PM

      I’m waiting for A-Rod: The Breakfast Cereal.

      • sawxalicious - Jan 22, 2014 at 8:13 PM

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      • sawxalicious - Jan 22, 2014 at 8:14 PM

        that didn’t work so well…

        http://www.etruesports.com/index.php?page=article&articleId=557

  8. DelawarePhilliesFan - Jan 22, 2014 at 5:27 PM

    I can’t wait for the wait for the real movie to come out….Iook forward to the part when Dan Castalenta ( who of course will be playing Craig) screams “You can’t handle the Truth!!!”

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