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Behold, the world’s worst picture of Derek Jeter

Feb 5, 2014, 10:47 AM EDT

I don’t have a whole lot of room to talk on this subject considering I use a BlackBerry and take horrible pictures with it on a regular basis, but this shot of Derek Jeter (allegedly!) by Kevin Kernan of the New York Post is hilariously awful:

He looks healthy!

  1. sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo - Feb 5, 2014 at 10:59 AM

    omg!!

    • mick2014 - Feb 5, 2014 at 6:36 PM

      Jeters a douche! During the 2006 World baseball Classic he would not even look up when the kids wanted to take his picture. A complete lowlife!

      • mikhelb - Feb 5, 2014 at 9:08 PM

        I saw him spend a lot of time signing autographs that day when the umpires helped the US in every single call they could vs Mexico.

      • sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo - Feb 6, 2014 at 11:10 AM

        That is the usual criticism. Superb defender but he can’t hit a lick and carries himself poorly with the public.

  2. spudchukar - Feb 5, 2014 at 11:07 AM

    One needs “time-lapse photography” to see Jeter movement.

  3. chacochicken - Feb 5, 2014 at 11:08 AM

    I think he may have ‘shopped out the wheelchair.

  4. tfbuckfutter - Feb 5, 2014 at 11:12 AM

    Rag on the picture all you want but I think satellite technology has come a long way.

    • historiophiliac - Feb 5, 2014 at 11:53 AM

      Whatever. The NSA could get pics showing the tears from his breakup.

      • tfbuckfutter - Feb 5, 2014 at 11:58 AM

        The NSA could get pictures of the inside of his butthole.

        I predict they’ll eventually replace TMZ as the go to source of celebrity nether regions.

      • historiophiliac - Feb 5, 2014 at 12:01 PM

        If there’s a God in Heaven, don’t let “Jeter’s Scrotum” become a thing. :(

      • tfbuckfutter - Feb 5, 2014 at 2:17 PM

        Um….

        I think “Jeter’s scrotum” is already a thing.

        It’s where herpes come from.

  5. yankeesfanlen - Feb 5, 2014 at 11:17 AM

    Beep-Gimpy-Beep fading into the shadows.
    Evidently the Post equips it’s reporters with 1.5MP Kodak cameras procured from ebay at $2.07 each

  6. km9000 - Feb 5, 2014 at 11:29 AM

    I betcha someone’s gonna get a plush job offer from the NSA!

  7. proudlycanadian - Feb 5, 2014 at 11:30 AM

    Are you sure that isn’t Bigfoot?

    • spudchukar - Feb 5, 2014 at 11:37 AM

      Confused with a Giant Sloth.

    • pisano - Feb 5, 2014 at 11:56 AM

      proudly…….Hell, I thought it was Joba with his new beard.

      • proudlycanadian - Feb 5, 2014 at 11:58 AM

        A definite possibility!

      • historiophiliac - Feb 5, 2014 at 12:24 PM

        /sobs

    • cur'68 - Feb 5, 2014 at 12:41 PM

      Big foot? I thought it was his ankle….

    • km9000 - Feb 5, 2014 at 1:40 PM

      Big Links Jerky presents… Messin’ with Jeter.

  8. crispybasil - Feb 5, 2014 at 11:33 AM

    We need http://badspringtrainingtwitpics.tumblr.com/ to start back up again

    • realitypolice - Feb 5, 2014 at 1:20 PM

      Thank you for posting that link. Greatest. Thing. Ever.

  9. paperlions - Feb 5, 2014 at 12:02 PM

    It looks like he’s wearing black socks and sandals. He’s old, but c’mon.

    • aceshigh11 - Feb 5, 2014 at 12:29 PM

      Now THAT’S funny.

  10. pauleee - Feb 5, 2014 at 12:05 PM

    Blurriest Shape of His Life.

  11. sabatimus - Feb 5, 2014 at 12:40 PM

    I love how it’s from “WheresKernan”. Given the size of the person in the photograph, it’s more like Where’s Waldo….or You Can’t Tell Who Waldo Is, So Don’t Bother Looking.

  12. Caught Looking - Feb 5, 2014 at 1:06 PM

    Does ‘taking some infield’ mean picking up the base and walking away?

    I’ve seen clearer surveillance pictures taken from miles away.

  13. realitypolice - Feb 5, 2014 at 1:21 PM

    He’s a sportswriter, so it’s probably a flip phone.

    • gloccamorra - Feb 5, 2014 at 7:28 PM

      I don’t know, that’s similar to a lot of Kodak Instamatic results I’ve gotten. He probably ran out of flash cubes.

  14. yordo - Feb 5, 2014 at 3:45 PM

    Never get too close to a Jeter. You might startle him or accidentally contract one of his assorted STDs.

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