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Jonny Gomes looks different

Feb 14, 2014, 9:27 AM EST

New season, new facial hair for Jonny Gomes:

 

I mean to make no moral or personal comparisons between the two, but I feel like I’ve seen these pictures before.

  1. hisgirlgotburrelled - Feb 14, 2014 at 9:38 AM

    Is Mike Napoli Jonny Gomes’ publicist? He posted that pic of his tattoo, too.

    • jcmeyer10 - Feb 14, 2014 at 9:40 AM

      Seems to me like these guys are actual friends.

      • dan1111 - Feb 14, 2014 at 10:13 AM

        Who is going to believe that ridiculous conspiracy theory?

    • redlegs7 - Feb 14, 2014 at 10:33 AM

      Hetero-life mate

      • historiophiliac - Feb 14, 2014 at 10:51 AM

        What girl doesn’t want to marry into that?

  2. bobwsc - Feb 14, 2014 at 9:49 AM

    a plea to Napoli to go with the Jim ‘the Anvil’ Neidhart goatee.

    • tfbuckfutter - Feb 14, 2014 at 11:18 AM

      I was hoping for that too actually.

      If he was smart he’d keep the scraggly beard and hope someone in casting on Justified says “You know….he could play a Crowe….”

      • tfbuckfutter - Feb 14, 2014 at 11:22 AM

        Actually that applies to both Gomes and Napoli.

    • psousa1 - Feb 14, 2014 at 11:39 AM

      Yes! That would be the balls!

  3. primetimewr9 - Feb 14, 2014 at 9:52 AM

    Those photos of Manson are actually great comparisons

  4. sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo - Feb 14, 2014 at 9:56 AM

    Wait, did Duck Dynasty get cancelled after all?

  5. chacochicken - Feb 14, 2014 at 10:23 AM

    Sans hillbilly beard, Johnny’s a handsome boy.

    • historiophiliac - Feb 14, 2014 at 10:36 AM

      A soul patch — how 2004.

      • chacochicken - Feb 14, 2014 at 10:40 AM

        You saw the tattoo, right? You don’t strike out 27% of the time by making good decisions.

      • historiophiliac - Feb 14, 2014 at 10:48 AM

        Oh, thanks a lot, chicken. I really needed to recall *that* mental picture. Sheesh.

    • cur'68 - Feb 14, 2014 at 11:49 AM

      He looks non-crazy with a shave and a haircut. Big plus; still pics eliminate the head-scrub he does with his hat and helmet. Every time I see that guy either interviewed or at the plate, he’s digging away at his head with his hat/helmet. Its like he has a fungal infection of his scalp. I can’t help thinking that guy has cooties.

      • historiophiliac - Feb 14, 2014 at 1:55 PM

        *lice

        FTFY

  6. therooneyskilledwebster - Feb 14, 2014 at 10:55 AM

    It might have been worth noting that Gomes shaved it off Wednesday for a $10,000 donation from Norelco to the Travis Roy Foundation to fund research and assist survivors of spinal cord injuries. But I guess trolling with the lazy Manson reference was easier for Craig rather than reporting some actual, positive news.

    • Joe Hansen - Feb 14, 2014 at 11:21 AM

      Except he actually does look eerily similar to Manson.

    • jm91rs - Feb 14, 2014 at 11:29 AM

      Very much worth noting, thanks for letting us know!

  7. 18thstreet - Feb 14, 2014 at 11:10 AM

    Oh, thank G-d.

    Love the team, hate the beards. Except for Ross’s.

    • paperlions - Feb 14, 2014 at 12:53 PM

      He’ll regrow it. A 2013 beard won’t have any magical powers during 2014.

      • 18thstreet - Feb 14, 2014 at 1:48 PM

        As a fan of the team, I’m rooting for a new tradition. Maybe watercolor painting, or a book club of the classics of English literature. The beards were gross. Except for Ross’s.

  8. bostonboresme - Feb 14, 2014 at 11:21 AM

    Heyyyy, he looks like a ballplayer now.

  9. elmo - Feb 14, 2014 at 11:32 AM

    He looks slightly less lawn-gnomish now.

  10. nymets4ever - Feb 14, 2014 at 1:07 PM

    I’m no Jonny Gomes fan, but shame on you for comparing him in any way, shape or form to a psychotic serial killer. You should be revoked of your ability to write articles, you slime.

    • historiophiliac - Feb 14, 2014 at 1:25 PM

      LMAO! Happy Valentine’s Day, hater-fan.

    • 4cornersfan - Feb 14, 2014 at 2:18 PM

      You don’t know anything about what Jonny does on his own time or his hobbies during the off-season.

  11. gostlcards5 - Feb 14, 2014 at 1:36 PM

    I can’t see the pic at work, but I don’t need to. He still looks like an asshat to me.

    • therooneyskilledwebster - Feb 14, 2014 at 4:09 PM

      Don’t be bitter. Be better.

  12. cruuuzcontrol - Feb 14, 2014 at 7:51 PM

    Would Jonny Gomes win an Orlando Bloom lookalike contest? Or would Orlando Bloom win a Jonny Gomes lookalike contest?

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