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Great Moments in Stout Closer History

Feb 24, 2014, 9:50 AM EDT

All of us, if we’re lucky, will be remembered for something. The best at something we did. Notable in some occupation or pursuit. An inspiration to someone or, possibly, many.

Then some people may be best remembered for being squat specialists:

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Beats what I’ll be remembered for. My lifelong dream was to eat the world’s largest hoagie. And I did it at the county fair last year.

Read more about Colby Suggs here. Dude throws in the upper 90s. Could be a good one, regardless of his height/weight ratio.

  1. Old Gator - Feb 24, 2014 at 10:14 AM

    Ah, ‘twould be a splendid moment for gentlemen of avoirdupois.

    • happytwinsfan - Feb 24, 2014 at 12:20 PM

      middle english? have you no mercy?

      • stex52 - Feb 24, 2014 at 1:33 PM

        A mild corruption of French.

    • banksatdixie - Feb 24, 2014 at 2:50 PM

      A knee slapper!

  2. Jeremiah Graves - Feb 24, 2014 at 10:21 AM

    I demand photo evidence of this hoagie.

  3. Matthew Pouliot - Feb 24, 2014 at 10:32 AM

    Rich Garces was listed at 6’0″, but I really doubt it. Anyway, the line starts with him.

    If it’s a buffet line, it also ends with him.

    • ltzep75 - Feb 24, 2014 at 10:40 AM

      came here to make that exact comment. You took the guapo right out of my…never mind. that doesn’t sound right.

    • natstowngreg - Feb 24, 2014 at 12:56 PM

      Chad Cordero is listed in Baseball-Reference.com as 6:00, 220. With the same caveat (and probably, the same buffet line).

  4. theebbandflow - Feb 24, 2014 at 10:55 AM

    The Legend of Colby Suggs.

  5. babyfarkmcgeezax - Feb 24, 2014 at 11:29 AM

    Last call for drinks, I’ll have another stout

  6. dan1111 - Feb 24, 2014 at 11:51 AM

    Bartolo Colon may not have a save, but he has 189 wins to his 5’11″, 265 lb frame.

  7. umpire6 - Feb 25, 2014 at 9:19 AM

    I thought your lifelong dream was to run on the field during a live game?

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