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Quote of the Day: Ruben Amaro Jr. explains the human body

Feb 28, 2014, 2:44 PM EDT

This cracked me up, for some reason:

  1. number42is1 - Feb 28, 2014 at 3:08 PM

    The knee bone’s connected to the something. The something’s connected to the red thing. The red thing’s connected to my wrist watch… Uh oh.

    • 1943mrmojorisin1971 - Feb 28, 2014 at 3:57 PM

      Well if it isn’t my old friend Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!

      • tfbuckfutter - Feb 28, 2014 at 4:52 PM

        You went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?

  2. chaseutley - Feb 28, 2014 at 3:12 PM

    It is what it is.

  3. karlkolchak - Feb 28, 2014 at 3:12 PM

    That’s what she said.

  4. chadjones27 - Feb 28, 2014 at 3:14 PM

    No matter where you go, there you are.

  5. chadjones27 - Feb 28, 2014 at 3:18 PM

    I just read the article, and he actually followed that up with, ” If the guy breaks, he breaks.”
    No wonder he doesn’t mind signing middle aged men.

  6. chaseutley - Feb 28, 2014 at 3:26 PM

    If he dies. He dies.

    • gmfw7 - Feb 28, 2014 at 4:00 PM

      damnit this is the first thing that popped in my head ahaha beat me to it

  7. DJ MC - Feb 28, 2014 at 3:28 PM

    “He doesn’t know enough anatomy to have sex with his wife!”

    (Obscure?)

  8. The Dangerous Mabry - Feb 28, 2014 at 3:39 PM

    “The first rule of the tautology club is the first rule of the tautology club”

    • paperlions - Feb 28, 2014 at 4:05 PM

      That is too freaking funny.

  9. ematusko - Feb 28, 2014 at 3:43 PM

    He’s as useless as the ‘g’ in ‘lasagna’

    • cohnjusack - Feb 28, 2014 at 4:26 PM

      Is it useless? Otherwise, it looks like it would be pronounced “las-ana”.

  10. cruuuzcontrol - Feb 28, 2014 at 3:47 PM

    Very deep. Is the University of Pennsylvania hiring philosophy professors?

  11. zemongoose - Feb 28, 2014 at 4:34 PM

    The Tao of Pooh for brains

  12. tfbuckfutter - Feb 28, 2014 at 4:53 PM

    I’m not sure what I like better….his comment, or that he paid a consulting fee to a doctor to teach him about anatomy and that is all he got out of it.

  13. rockthered1286 - Feb 28, 2014 at 5:00 PM

    Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.

  14. chacochicken - Feb 28, 2014 at 5:25 PM

  15. tfbuckfutter - Feb 28, 2014 at 5:57 PM

    His mind is really going to be blown after Lesson 2.

    (Also, I really wish I hadn’t located this clip by Googling “Boys have a penis”)

  16. greymares - Feb 28, 2014 at 9:42 PM

    this is almost as funny as Gleeman being a baseball wrter.

    • tfbuckfutter - Feb 28, 2014 at 9:51 PM

      That WAS my least favorite He-Man character and toy.

      At least Moss-Man was fuzzy.

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