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Meanwhile, in the Dodgers’ clubhouse

Mar 10, 2014, 6:50 AM EDT

This is so weird. No one is supposed to take pictures or video in the clubhouse, yet here we have video of Juan Uribe at his locker. Seems odd.

Oh, hello Hanley.

  1. vallewho - Mar 10, 2014 at 8:23 AM

    Hanley is a pretty big gay…saw him the other day. Surprised how deep those lockers are.

    • ltzep75 - Mar 10, 2014 at 9:58 AM

      I’m confused. How does the size of his locker relate to his sexual orientation?

      If it were smaller, does that connote a different preferred mate?

      What if it was a square locker, as opposed to a rectangle?

      What if he was given two lockers?

      What if computers have become sentient and instead of trying to kill us all, are content with using autocorrect to make us all look like idiots (bigoted or otherwise)?

      • illegalblues - Mar 10, 2014 at 10:06 AM

        i think it was a type for “guy”

      • illegalblues - Mar 10, 2014 at 10:06 AM

        er typo

      • ltzep75 - Mar 10, 2014 at 11:33 AM

        oh, I’m sure it was a typo. Hence the prolonged attempt to make an autocorrect joke.

    • stlouis1baseball - Mar 10, 2014 at 12:35 PM

      Hanley Ramirez is a big gay? Wow. I had no idea. Please know it doesn’t matter to me at all.
      The dude can play on my team 8 days a week. He can flat out hit. So if he is sweet on the dudes so be it. It’s his penis…not mine. He can do what he wants with it. And if anyone tries to tell him otherwise it their problem. Not his.
      Go Hanley Ramirez! Go gays! Go Glad!

    • vallewho - Mar 11, 2014 at 8:07 AM

      yeap…typo. Hanley is big mofo. Not sure how he stuffed himself in that locker.

      On the other hand, Mike trout look skinny…was expecting him to be bigger, since everyone had said that he’s built like a tank.

    • joecummings0608joecummings0608 - Mar 18, 2014 at 7:40 PM

      Not that there’s anything wrong with it…

  2. holleywood9 - Mar 10, 2014 at 8:44 AM

    Have to keep the clubhouse loose. Funny!

  3. chill1184 - Mar 10, 2014 at 8:45 AM

    LOL @ the RCA VHS camcorder picture on the main page.

    FYI: I still have one of those

  4. themanytoolsofignorance - Mar 10, 2014 at 8:52 AM

    Looks like my team is in good spirits in spring training. Hanley Ramirez and Juan Uribe are friends. They spent most of last season hanging around together during games. It is good to see them having a laugh. Now get out there and clobber some baseballs gentlemen.

  5. dowhatifeellike - Mar 10, 2014 at 10:39 AM

    You mean the video of at-locker interviews we get every year aren’t supposed to happen? Isn’t that how McGwire got caught with a bottle of Andro?

  6. Carl Hancock - Mar 10, 2014 at 1:22 PM

    Seems odd? Does a writer really need to have the concept of a prank explained to him?

  7. kevinbnyc - Mar 10, 2014 at 5:38 PM

    Uribe looks big…BSOHL candidate??

  8. yahmule - Mar 11, 2014 at 10:14 AM

    The Dodgers seem to be having a good time. As bad as I think he is tactically and as a decision maker, the team is loose under Mattingly.

    • joecummings0608joecummings0608 - Mar 18, 2014 at 7:44 PM

      That’s one thing you can’t learn. The X’s and O’s can be though it takes some longer than others. And this year he’s getting more mentorship in that area. It’s why I think he’s the best fit for them and I hope he proves me and others who support him correct

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