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The Fresno Grizzlies’ alternate jerseys are … interesting

Mar 10, 2014, 11:21 AM EDT

The Fresno Grizzlies are going to wear an alternate/promotional jersey this year. They’re Awesome! Righteous!  Bossa Nova! Um, Chevy Nova?

No, they’re excellent!

No, they’re not dignified or anything, but you can’t have it all.

  1. jm91rs - Mar 10, 2014 at 11:27 AM

    Man, Shredder totally ripped through that F logo on the hat.

  2. rollinghighwayblues - Mar 10, 2014 at 11:27 AM

    It’s good to see the Grizzlies coming out of their collective shells.

    I’ll show myself out.

  3. modernishfather - Mar 10, 2014 at 11:28 AM

    Grizzlies…turtles…I don’t see the connection.

    • infieldhit - Mar 10, 2014 at 12:27 PM

      Rhinos, warthogs, human flies, and talking brains have more of a connection.

      • El Bravo - Mar 10, 2014 at 1:56 PM

        Dimension X. Easy.

  4. halladaysbiceps - Mar 10, 2014 at 11:30 AM

    Do we call the players “heroes in a half shell”?

  5. halladaysbiceps - Mar 10, 2014 at 11:35 AM

    Splinter is a rat.

    The Phillies ratted out college kids to the NCAA…

    Therefore, Ruben Amaro is Splinter.

  6. rockthered1286 - Mar 10, 2014 at 11:38 AM

    They need to get a pizza place to do a promo when they wear these jerseys…

  7. shawndc04 - Mar 10, 2014 at 11:40 AM

    Looks like two penises on the chest.

    • halladaysbiceps - Mar 10, 2014 at 11:42 AM

      Hahahaha!

    • sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo - Mar 10, 2014 at 11:48 AM

      Most things do if you look long enough.

    • El Bravo - Mar 10, 2014 at 11:58 AM

      I believe that’s “penasia” according to Louie C.K.

  8. infieldhit - Mar 10, 2014 at 11:56 AM

    Michael Bay called the Grizzlies and said “Guys, let me handle the ruining of the Ninja Turtle franchise.”

  9. El Bravo - Mar 10, 2014 at 12:23 PM

    The best turtle is Raphael.

    • halladaysbiceps - Mar 10, 2014 at 12:26 PM

      Cuff and Link from Rocky would own Raphael.

      • El Bravo - Mar 10, 2014 at 12:46 PM

        Btw, I no longer manage the DN lists. Too much effort (i.e. more than zero effort). I can pass along previous lists to you if you’d like to inherit the privilege/burden.

      • halladaysbiceps - Mar 10, 2014 at 12:49 PM

        El Bravo,

        I will take on the DN list. It would be my honor. I can look up the list and augment it accordingly for 2014.

      • El Bravo - Mar 10, 2014 at 1:46 PM

        I can’t post it for whatever reason. I’ll have to try later or something.

    • spudchukar - Mar 10, 2014 at 1:08 PM

      Kinda partial to Donatello, myself.

      • infieldhit - Mar 10, 2014 at 1:31 PM

        Donatello was easily my favorite as a kid, but in retrospect, Raphael was clearly the best.

        I wonder if every MLB team has four players that fit the molds of “bland leader, nerd, wiseass, and party guy.”

      • spudchukar - Mar 10, 2014 at 1:37 PM

        My daughter is 27, so I was indoctrinated early, to be honest I haven’t kept up, so maybe I would agree if I would re-examine the show, which is doubtful.

    • southpaw2k - Mar 10, 2014 at 1:54 PM

      “Your rodent master knows me as Oroku Saki. But you may call me….The Shredder.”

      “A kitchen utensil?”

    • historiophiliac - Mar 10, 2014 at 11:42 PM

      Giving up the list? :(

  10. halladaysbiceps - Mar 10, 2014 at 12:29 PM

    Who would win in a fight, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or the Power Rangers and why?

    • kcroyal - Mar 10, 2014 at 12:33 PM

      It’s almost criminal to compare the two. TMNT are the greatest crime fighting team in the history of the world, and the Power Rangers were really, really lame.

      • halladaysbiceps - Mar 10, 2014 at 12:40 PM

        I’m trying to remember who the Power Rangers fought. I forget.

      • El Bravo - Mar 10, 2014 at 12:47 PM

        what kcroyal said.

      • spudchukar - Mar 10, 2014 at 1:10 PM

        Maybe Texas will do what most marketing wizards do, copy. Can’t wait for the Dallas community’s purchasing of “Power Ranger” alternative jerseys.

      • southpaw2k - Mar 10, 2014 at 1:56 PM

        While I would certainly agree that the Power Rangers couldn’t hold a candle to the Ninja Turtles, I would argue that G.I. Joe was a superior crime-fighting team, if you want to count them as such.

    • kcroyal - Mar 10, 2014 at 12:40 PM

      It’s almost criminal to compare the two. TMNT are the greatest crime fighting team in the history of the world, and staple of my childhood while the Power Rangers were really, really lame.

      • kcroyal - Mar 10, 2014 at 12:41 PM

        Stupid iPhone.

    • chadjones27 - Mar 10, 2014 at 3:10 PM

      Ditka

  11. chaseutley - Mar 10, 2014 at 2:37 PM

    This makes perfect sense. They already had Vanilla Ice booked to perform after the game.

  12. tmohr - Mar 10, 2014 at 3:41 PM

    The Powerpuff Girls would totally kick the TMNT’s shelled asses.

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