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The Mariners commercials are out and, as usual, they’re great

Mar 13, 2014, 8:41 AM EDT

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Most teams make a series of commercials around this time of year to promote the upcoming season. Most of them are just some version of one of the team’s stars saying “hey, come on out to [Corporate Name] Park and see [Team] in 2014!” followed by a season slogan and a screen with the URL and phone number for the ticket office.

The Mariners always try harder. They make well-produced and often hilarious commercials each spring. Often a series of them. This year is no exception. You can see all of them at their website. This one — “Kyle Seager is so old school he tweets on a manual typewriter” — is my favorite:

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