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Behold: the 18-inch corn dog

Mar 18, 2014, 10:30 AM EDT

The latest in extreme ballpark food:

 

Between this and those stations in Bank One Ballpark where they sell cups of $4 beer, I feel like it may be one of the more underrated junk food ballparks in the majors.

  1. nymets4ever - Mar 18, 2014 at 10:32 AM

    Absolutely disgusting. I’m so glad I’m a clean, healthy eater and exerciser and don’t put this garbage into my body.

    • Rich Stowe - Mar 18, 2014 at 10:39 AM

      and yet you darken your heart and soul by being a mets fan?

    • spudchukar - Mar 18, 2014 at 10:54 AM

      When did typing vitriolic nonsense become “exercise”?

      • CJ - Mar 18, 2014 at 11:17 AM

        he was probably on a treadmill when he commented.

      • jcmeyer10 - Mar 18, 2014 at 11:24 AM

        CJ’s right. Treadmill desks are in right now.

      • mckludge - Mar 18, 2014 at 3:12 PM

        You haven’t seen his keyboard. It’s 25 feet long and each key requires requires 150 pounds of force to press.

    • gmagic9044 - Mar 18, 2014 at 3:49 PM

      BSOHL?

  2. pjmitch - Mar 18, 2014 at 10:35 AM

    “Want an 18 inch corn dog stuffed with cheese and bacon at the ballpark in AZ?”

    No, No, I don’t.

    • stex52 - Mar 18, 2014 at 11:02 AM

      After looking at that, kangaroo doesn’t sound so bad.

  3. nymets4ever - Mar 18, 2014 at 10:44 AM

    Damn, I hope you fat slovenly tubs of lard didn’t lose too much breath in your rush to downvote me out of spite for being healthier than you. Haha

    • Rich Stowe - Mar 18, 2014 at 10:47 AM

      but you’re still a mets fan, so we actually feel bad for you…especially when we realize that your healthy living just means many more disappointing years of living as a mets fan….

    • Tick - Mar 18, 2014 at 10:48 AM

      You’re healthy, but you’re still a dick.

      • rollinghighwayblues - Mar 18, 2014 at 10:54 AM

    • Pat Richardson - Mar 18, 2014 at 11:33 AM

      Down
      (GASP… GASP)
      vote!

    • NatsLady - Mar 18, 2014 at 1:43 PM

      No, it wasn’t a problem at all. A pleasure to use energy downvoting your posts.

      • bdickey33 - Mar 18, 2014 at 1:56 PM

        Just trying to workout my fingers!

    • shadowcell - Mar 18, 2014 at 3:22 PM

      A healthy man doesn’t hang around a message board posting spiteful things and worrying about what anonymous internet people think of him.

  4. Caught Looking - Mar 18, 2014 at 11:13 AM

    Bank One Ballpark??? It’s been Chase Field since September 2005.

    • azvikefan - Mar 18, 2014 at 8:08 PM

      I still call it B.O.B.

  5. seanwasamarine - Mar 18, 2014 at 11:14 AM

    Bank One Ballpark? Really Craig…is it 2005 or something. Ever heard of Chase Field?

    • infieldhit - Mar 18, 2014 at 12:35 PM

      Ever-changing corporate sponsorship FTW!

  6. temporarilyexiled - Mar 18, 2014 at 11:22 AM

    I’ll pass. And if irony shows its laughing face and drop dead right after writing this, I’ll do it $25 richer.

  7. caeser12 - Mar 18, 2014 at 11:39 AM

    No I’m good, and I don’t want to see anyone trying to eat anything 18 inches long in public.

  8. chiadam - Mar 18, 2014 at 12:14 PM

    Bank One Ballpark? What is Doc Brown like in real life? Is he nice? He looks nice.

    Anyway, get back to work blogging about five-cent sasparilla at the Polo Grounds.

  9. bfunk1978 - Mar 18, 2014 at 12:44 PM

    SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

  10. zdravit - Mar 18, 2014 at 1:10 PM

    I wouldn’t mind watching Craig deep throat that.

    • nymets4ever - Mar 18, 2014 at 1:32 PM

      lol

  11. jeffa43 - Mar 18, 2014 at 2:26 PM

    Poor phat Elvis…

    Man, Craig has hated the Astros forever…

    Craig, as an astros fan I get pleasure out of all your articles. Every column you write, I get to read all the comments that confirm you are a loser, with only your brain as a source of info.

  12. kiwicricket - Mar 18, 2014 at 3:04 PM

    That’s what she said!

  13. yahmule - Mar 18, 2014 at 3:38 PM

    Man, just 25 bucks for junk food that looks like Satan’s schloinker. What a deal!

  14. stairwayto7 - Mar 18, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    Its been Chase field for over 7 years dude!

  15. gosport474 - Mar 18, 2014 at 8:00 PM

    Is that an 18 inch corndog, or are you just happy to see me?

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