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HBT Daily: Would Batman need Tommy John surgery?

May 16, 2014, 2:09 PM EDT

C’mon, as if. Batman is totally a hitter.

  1. number42is1 - May 16, 2014 at 2:12 PM

    for you, Craig

    http://twentytwowords.com/aww-the-new-batman-is-so-sad-and-we-dont-know-why-but-here-are-14-funny-theories/

  2. imnotyourbuddyguy - May 16, 2014 at 2:19 PM

    Batman is a pitcher, Robin is the catcher

    • spursareold - May 16, 2014 at 3:44 PM

      He must be a right handed NL pitcher, with the thumbnail showing him batting righty.

  3. unclemosesgreen - May 16, 2014 at 2:36 PM

    Bruce Wayne has so many more injuries that need repairing. Let’s assume for the sake of argument, that he did have a UCL tear of moderate to serious severity.

    First he needs a surgery to undo the vertebrate alignment therapy which consisted of therapeutic punching. Then multiple repairs in one or two surgeries to repair crushing injuries caused by Bane’s overly affectionate bro-hug. Next he needs a knee replacement, he already had no cartilage left in one knee and that brace thingy is only good for short stretches.

    If, after all that, he still feels the need to have a little something extra on his fastball, well by all means.

    • bleedgreen - May 16, 2014 at 2:41 PM

      Was going to say, I’m pretty sure he had ACL surgery on both knees, a broken spine, and multiple other injuries.

    • happytwinsfan - May 16, 2014 at 2:42 PM

      What does that frivolous playboy Bruce Wayne got to do with the Batman?

      • unclemosesgreen - May 16, 2014 at 2:43 PM

        I’m not saying. I’m just asking – have you ever seen them together in the same room?

      • unclemosesgreen - May 16, 2014 at 2:45 PM

        Come to think of it, have you ever seen Craig in the same room with Bruce Wayne or the Batman?

        HOLY CRAP

      • happytwinsfan - May 16, 2014 at 2:52 PM

        Man that is so judgmental of you! You can’t disprove a negative. Like, are you saying Batman is a roider because of that stuff he does to get from building to building?

  4. musketmaniac - May 16, 2014 at 3:05 PM

    wtf children. and craig it’s now obvious to me that you were never allowed to touch anything in your parents house as a child.

    • happytwinsfan - May 16, 2014 at 3:16 PM

      big party pooper

  5. kiwicricket - May 16, 2014 at 3:45 PM

    Batman was once raped by a woman, an evil character trying to conceive some sort of hybrid between the two.
    Possible she had baseball aspirations in mind?

  6. sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo - May 16, 2014 at 4:05 PM

    If Niekro got tossed for that emory board, just imagine the umps emptying out that utility belt on the mound!

  7. playball - May 16, 2014 at 5:06 PM

    Only if he visited Dr. James Andrews.

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