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Wanna Buy Barry Zito’s house? No, the other one.

May 28, 2014, 2:28 PM EDT


Back in February Barry Zito listed his Tuscan-style Marin County pleasure dome for rent. Now he’s listing his modern Hollywood Hills home for sale. It goes for a cool $4.2 million. It has its own pitchers mound. I figure he doesn’t need it anymore now that he’s out walking the earth like Caine in “Kung Fu” or whatever it is he’s doing.

Bonus: it sorta looks like the kind of house that a bad guy/kingpin in a 1980s action crime movie would live in. Like, say, a knockoff “Lethal Weapon.” At the end, Zito — who is wearing a silk robe and holding an Uzi maybe — dies when the hero cop who plays by his own rules puts his head through the fish tank glass.

Anyway, nice house.


  1. duvisited - May 28, 2014 at 2:33 PM


    • 1943mrmojorisin1971 - May 28, 2014 at 2:55 PM

      “Bye, book.”

    • jarathen - May 28, 2014 at 2:58 PM

      It’s called the The Live-4-Ever.

  2. powershowcase - May 28, 2014 at 2:34 PM

    Craig Calcaterra trying soooooooo hard to be BIll Simmons here. Oooomph.

  3. pinerider22 - May 28, 2014 at 3:42 PM

    What an ugly, “cold” house.

  4. mazblast - May 28, 2014 at 3:52 PM

    Looks like ugly concrete cubes “landscaped” with scrub. The interior probably will be rented out for porno shoots.

  5. APBA Guy - May 28, 2014 at 4:18 PM

    Well, that deck and view are worth $4M alone. The house is a candidate for 100% remodel. I like his Marin place better, but that isn’t selling, so I guess this place had to go.

  6. wogggs - May 28, 2014 at 4:24 PM

    Did anyone ever even live here? Also, who knew Zito plays the piano?

  7. RoyHobbs39 - May 28, 2014 at 5:59 PM

    I feel as if could be used as a setting to round out the Charlie’s Angels Trinity. I see Wesley Snipes and Lucy Liu getting into an argument. Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz were killed off after the second movie and have been replaced by Rachel Bildon and Gabrielle Union. Lucy discovers Wesley is responsible. She sneaks into his mansion dressed like an old Hasidic Jew and convinces him to admit he robbed and killed them to pay off his tax debts.

    It’s Hollywood Gold!

  8. jfk69 - May 28, 2014 at 7:58 PM

    Sorry. Dated…Miami is the new Hollywood. Just ask Jeter

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