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Photo of the Day: Jonathan Papelbon was REALLY excited about Ryan Howard’s walkoff homer

May 29, 2014, 9:45 AM EDT

Put this in “ATH” this morning, but man, I gotta look at it again:

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Closer . . .

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Closer . . .

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Dear God.

  1. toodrunktotastethischicken - May 29, 2014 at 9:49 AM

    I think what’s more disturbing is the way he’s manhandling Ruiz.

    • scoutsaysweitersisabust - May 29, 2014 at 10:22 AM

      That’s the type of photo that would get a guy kicked out of the military…

      • ditto65 - May 29, 2014 at 12:10 PM

        Not anymore.

      • jerze2387 - May 29, 2014 at 12:23 PM

        he could always be “In the Navy..”

    • lukedunphysscienceproject - May 29, 2014 at 11:17 AM

      I was gonna say. Seriously, his FACE is the first thing you noticed about that picture?

  2. [citation needed] fka COPO - May 29, 2014 at 9:49 AM

    Ruiz: You’re excited? Feel these nipples!
    Papelbon: OK!

  3. mdpickles - May 29, 2014 at 9:57 AM

    I’d much rather be rescued at sea by Chooch than Pap.

  4. imnotyourbuddyguy - May 29, 2014 at 9:59 AM

    Ya, I think Craig is missing what is truly hilarious about this pic.
    He’s got Ruiz bent over, fully cupping each breast….the face is just the cherry on top

  5. aceshigh11 - May 29, 2014 at 10:24 AM

    It’s official: I’m never sleeping again.

    • [citation needed] fka COPO - May 29, 2014 at 10:57 AM

      Clown will eat you?

  6. icanspeel - May 29, 2014 at 10:29 AM

    Papelbon has the moneyshot face

    • tbird05 - May 29, 2014 at 2:26 PM

      So does the guy behind him.

  7. tysonpunchinguterus - May 29, 2014 at 10:35 AM

    Between this picture and the Rick Reilly love letter to Jeter’s hypothetical future children, I feel like there are a million bugs crawling on my skin.

  8. Jonny 5 - May 29, 2014 at 11:01 AM

    That’s the face and position for my last home run too!

  9. lukedunphysscienceproject - May 29, 2014 at 11:18 AM

    I’m pretty sure Paplebon makes that face when he toast pops up in the morning.

  10. lukedunphysscienceproject - May 29, 2014 at 11:18 AM

    I’m pretty sure Paplebon makes that face when his toast pops up in the morning.

  11. thetoolsofignorance - May 29, 2014 at 11:34 AM

    Well now. Isn’t that disturbing. Those crazy Phillies sure know how to celebrate on the field.

  12. eagles512 - May 29, 2014 at 11:39 AM

    Hilarious

  13. tridecagon - May 29, 2014 at 11:53 AM

    The more I look, the funnier it gets. This is gold.

  14. janessa31888 - May 29, 2014 at 12:52 PM

    He has such a creepy zombie expression. Just like on his baseball card last year. /shudders

  15. tbird05 - May 29, 2014 at 2:00 PM

    I want to know how Carlos found time to play ball and star on That ’70s Show for all those years:

    http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc7oy22rqT1qzi80do1_500.jpg

  16. phillyguyindc - May 29, 2014 at 3:16 PM

    Aside from the paps face and grabbing another guys breast.. wtf is the guy behind papelbon doing??

    • tbird05 - May 29, 2014 at 3:52 PM

      We call this running a train. Dare I say…TOOT TOOT!

  17. 22yearsagotoday - May 29, 2014 at 5:11 PM

    Needed this blog after a hard day at work. You guys are too much! Thanks for the laughs.

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