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Bryce Harper is…. The Proctologist

Jul 18, 2014, 11:57 PM EDT

Just in case this whole baseball thing doesn’t work out.

Jean Segura, Bryce Harper

Jean Segura, Bryce HarperAP Photo/Nick Wass

Although, next time, he should really consider using his glove hand.

  1. canucks30 - Jul 19, 2014 at 12:05 AM

  2. 1943mrmojorisin1971 - Jul 19, 2014 at 12:06 AM

    If you see him at a dinner party, don’t you dare leave….best stories you’ll hear all night.

    • canucks30 - Jul 19, 2014 at 12:55 AM

      • 950003cups - Jul 19, 2014 at 6:10 AM

        Wrong blog. 70% of the posters don’t know or care who the Maple Leafs are.

      • canucks30 - Jul 19, 2014 at 7:32 AM

        I’m currently banned/suspended for ProHockeyTalk so this is the only chance I have of busting die-hard Maple Leafs fan ,1943mrmojorison1981’s, chops.

      • yahmule - Jul 19, 2014 at 11:07 AM

        Canucks30 is an old school troll. He’s not going to let a little banning throw him off track.

      • 18thstreet - Jul 19, 2014 at 11:14 AM

        Um, Craig? Could you do us all a favor and ban this guy? He admits he’s already been banned at the hockey place.

      • 1943mrmojorisin1971 - Jul 19, 2014 at 11:37 AM

        It takes a first-class knob to get banned from PHT. I’m flattered you followed me all the way here though….maybe a bit creeped out, too.

      • canucks30 - Jul 19, 2014 at 3:43 PM

        Ironically, I was banned for calling Mike Halford and Jason Brough Canucks fans (which they are).

        Apparently, NBC Sports Talk looks unfavourably towards calling out their bloggers for homerism.

  3. gerryb323 - Jul 19, 2014 at 12:10 AM

    That’s a nice welcome back for Jean! Glad to see him back from his ordeal. Stay strong bud.

  4. stabonerichard - Jul 19, 2014 at 2:59 AM

    Holy smokes it looks like Bryce’s hand is going right up that other fella’s butt!

    • canucks30 - Jul 19, 2014 at 7:35 AM

  5. infieldhit - Jul 19, 2014 at 4:20 AM

    Hey Matthew, some kids hacked into your account again.

  6. 950003cups - Jul 19, 2014 at 6:12 AM

    Did Bryce seriously just mount that dude?

  7. karlkolchak - Jul 19, 2014 at 6:29 AM

    Harper hit a home run later in the game, so clearly this was his way of tapping energy from Segura.

  8. jpat2424 - Jul 19, 2014 at 7:18 AM

    Oops wrong hole

  9. rdav29 - Jul 19, 2014 at 9:38 AM

    One in a million doc

  10. mochablast - Jul 19, 2014 at 12:04 PM

    Wow. Does Hardball Talk not have an editor? How did this get on here? It’s not news, it’s not funny… I don’t get dudes and their obsession with butt jokes.

    • karlkolchak - Jul 19, 2014 at 1:18 PM

      Lighten up, Francis.

  11. pinkfloydprism - Jul 19, 2014 at 12:36 PM

    I always knew he was an ass, man.

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