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Every night soon to be zombie night at Progressive Field

Sep 2, 2014, 11:35 AM EST

I bet this tastes pretty good, but  . . .

 

Braaaaiiiinnnsss . . .

  1. bfunk1978 - Sep 2, 2014 at 11:41 AM

    Looks like raw hamburger. I’ll pass.

    • southpaw2k - Sep 2, 2014 at 11:54 AM

      Or somebody’s intestinal tract.

    • stlouis1baseball - Sep 2, 2014 at 12:19 PM

      I can appreciate your stance Funk.
      My daughters (10) & (7) base all of their eating preferences on appearance alone.
      As a result, french fries and candy are the most attractive in their opinions.
      So tell me…don’t you get tired of eating french fries every meal?

      • bfunk1978 - Sep 2, 2014 at 12:43 PM

        lololololol nicely done.

        I guess my main point is that looks not much like brains, without posting picture of actual brains.

  2. clesportsfan - Sep 2, 2014 at 11:47 AM

    Is this really a story? I thought by the headline there was going to be some analysis of the Indians lackluster home attendance, not a picture of a funnel cake.

    • Craig Calcaterra - Sep 2, 2014 at 11:48 AM

      Nope. Just a picture of funnel cake.

      How’s your day goin’?

    • tearlw - Sep 2, 2014 at 11:57 AM

      Relax clesportsfan, the Cuyahoga’s not burning, it’s just smoldering a little. :)

      • Jack Glasscock's Cup - Sep 2, 2014 at 12:41 PM

        It’s a 40-yr old joke. Might be time to retire it. When I think burning river, I think yum.

        http://www.andysfruitranch.com/gallery/85c.2,26/Great_Lakes_Burning_River.html

      • recoveringcubsfan - Sep 2, 2014 at 2:15 PM

        Speaking of old jokes, when are we gonna talk about the armadillo groom’s cake?

        Congresswoman Fudge, is all I have to say about Cleveland.

    • ptfu - Sep 2, 2014 at 12:26 PM

      In case you haven’t noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven’t, the Indians have managed to win a few here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar back into contention.

      • Jack Glasscock's Cup - Sep 2, 2014 at 12:41 PM

        dynamite drop in, Monte

    • Jack Glasscock's Cup - Sep 2, 2014 at 12:51 PM

      Your Dad’s Beer Stand would have been another option. Pickled Eggs, Hot Fries, Pork Rinds, and Pickles should cause zombieism, especially when combined with Stroh’s, Schafer’s, Iron City, Black Label, Blatz, Genny Cream Ale, or Little Kings. Makes me sick just thinking about it.

    • SocraticGadfly - Sep 2, 2014 at 5:18 PM

      Yeah, even for Craig’s occasional need to “fill space,” this is a new low.

  3. charlutes - Sep 2, 2014 at 1:31 PM

    Bryce Garper for MVP right Calcs? Told you.

  4. JB (the original) - Sep 2, 2014 at 2:08 PM

    Pink Slime sprinkled with MSG. Isn’t this the “before” picture of every fast food burger out there?

  5. moogro - Sep 2, 2014 at 2:33 PM

    send more cops

  6. rcali - Sep 2, 2014 at 4:00 PM

    I like Red Velvet. Nice upgrade Indians Org. What would be nice if you brought back the onions and relish for my hotdog, tops and straws for my drinks, and stopped strip searching my grandma and her purse when she enters the ballpark. Cheap-O organization that wonders why their attendance is so poor.

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