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  1. Ozzie Guillen: “we suck”

    May 4, 2011, 4:05 PM EST

    Ozzie Guillen

    Ozzie Guillen was Ozzie Guillen in his pregame availability a few minutes ago.  And, as is always the case, there was a refreshing lack of polish in his comments about the tail-spinning White Sox. Brett Ballantini of CSN Chicago reports: “I’m not making any excuses: We suck … Maybe our players don’t feel the same way,…

  2. Dodgers struggling “to find an MRI tube large enough” for Jonathan Broxton

    May 4, 2011, 3:48 PM EST

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    As a fellow fatso I can definitely sympathize with Jonathan Broxton, but this note about the closer’s elbow injury from Ken Gurnick of MLB.com is still amusing: Mattingly said one of the immediate issues was to find an MRI tube large enough for Broxton to get his 300-pound frame into. “I’m serious,” said Mattingly. Broxton…

  3. Did you see Brandon Phillips’ through-the-legs play last night?

    May 4, 2011, 3:36 PM EST

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    I usually look for neat video from the previous night’s games in the morning but I neglected to today. Just got to it and found this gem from Brandon Phillips against the Astros last night. All of the announcers say it was “behind the back” but it was more through the legs, really. Either way,…

  4. How unusual was Francisco Liriano’s no-hitter?

    May 4, 2011, 3:06 PM EST

    Jim Thome, Francisco Liriano

    A Baseball Reference search brings up 171 no-hitters of exactly nine innings since 1919. Liriano’s 1-0 shutout of the White Sox on Tuesday night doesn’t match up with most of them. – Liriano tied Lefty Chambers for the lowest game score of the 171 outings.  Since there are no hits and usually no runs associated…

  5. More elbow problems for Dodgers: Andre Ethier scratched from today’s lineup

    May 4, 2011, 2:44 PM EST

    Atlanta Braves v Los Angeles Dodgers

    Casey Blake is on the disabled list with an infected elbow, Jonathan Broxton was shut down with elbow pain earlier this afternoon, and now Andre Ethier has been scratched from today’s lineup with elbow inflammation. Ethier played through the injury yesterday, going 1-for-4 to extend his hitting streak to 29 games, and was initially in…

  6. How Yogi Berra saved Jerry Springer

    May 4, 2011, 2:32 PM EST

    New York Yankees Hall of Fame catcher Berra watches players during a workout at the team's spring training camp

    Well, a Yogi Berra jersey anyway. Whatever. This is just weird: Jerry Springer’s mom used to dress him up as an English schoolboy, complete with the shorts. And there as a good reason for that: the family had just emigrated from England and they figured that’s what everyone did in New York in 1950. Unfortunately they didn’t,…

  7. Joel Zumaya is having another arm surgery

    May 4, 2011, 2:15 PM EST

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    Two weeks ago the Tigers announced that Joel Zumaya was opting for rehab rather than surgery, but unfortunately those plans have changed. Jason Beck of MLB.com reports that Zumaya will undergo “exploratory” elbow surgery next week and while there won’t be a timetable for his recovery until after he’s under the knife the assumption is…

  8. Hensley Meulens is going to be an astronaut. Kinda.

    May 4, 2011, 2:00 PM EST

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    Just heard this one:  A disc jockey, a pilot, a baseball player and a supermodel all get shot into outer space. The disc jockey says to the supermodel, “hey, come here often?” and then she says … Oh. Wait. It’s not a joke, Here’s MLB.com’s Jenifer Langosch, reporting on Hensley Meulens’ wild ride: He went…

  9. Sure enough, he’s hurt: Jonathan Broxton shut down with elbow pain

    May 4, 2011, 1:40 PM EST

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    UPDATE: Just as we suspected, the Dodgers announced that Broxton has been shut down with elbow pain. Not that an elbow injury qualifies as good news, but at least it potentially explains his struggles beyond “Broxton just stinks now.” ========== Jonathan Broxton‘s latest ugly outing last night has Jon Weisman of Dodger Thoughts wondering if…

  10. HBT Daily: Gleeman and I talk about Liriano and the Twinkies

    May 4, 2011, 1:30 PM EST

    Keeping the discussion in-house today, as Aaron and I talk about last night’s no-hitter and the Twins’ chances in a heretofore lost 2011 season.

  11. Twins place Jim Thome on DL, call up Trevor Plouffe and Ben Revere

    May 4, 2011, 12:55 PM EST

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    Francisco Liriano‘s no-hitter snapped Minnesota’s losing streak last night, but it didn’t put a stop to the Twins’ never-ending string of injuries. Jim Thome has been placed on the disabled list with a strained oblique muscle and backup outfielder Jason Repko joins him on the shelf with a sore quadriceps. To replace them on the…

  12. John Rocker is going to publish a memoir

    May 4, 2011, 12:38 PM EST

    John Rocker

    Between Luke Scott and this wacko, I have the crazy beat covered today, no? Anyway, Jeff Shultz of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution notes that John Rocker, seemingly unable to persuade any of the big publishing houses to give him a deal, is self-publishing a memoir this summer. That should be illuminating reading. Attention anyone who has…

  13. Rangers finalize $15.5 million MLB deal with Cuban outfielder Leonys Martin

    May 4, 2011, 12:20 PM EST

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    Leonys Martin and the Rangers have finally made official the deal they agreed to last month, with the Cuban outfielder receiving a $15.5 million major-league contract that includes a $5 million signing bonus. Martin will start out in the minors, but giving him a big-league contract means the Rangers will immediately place the 23-year-old center…

  14. Luke Scott on Obama’s birth certificate: “Anybody can produce a document”

    May 4, 2011, 12:00 PM EST

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    That sound you hear is Luke Scott‘s agent and most of the Orioles’ front office simultaneously slapping their hands to their foreheads in exasperation as they read Sam Mellinger’s column in today’s Kansas City Star. You know, the one in which Luke Scott continues to be a birther despite the release of Obama’s birth certificate:…

  15. Tigers activate Victor Martinez from disabled list

    May 4, 2011, 11:42 AM EST

    Texas Rangers v Detroit Tigers

    Victor Martinez is back from the disabled list after missing the past 13 games with a groin injury. Martinez went 3-for-6 with a double in a two-game rehab assignment at Triple-A and is expected to resume batting fifth in the Tigers’ order. Prior to the injury he hit just .250 with a .709 OPS in…

  16. Photo of the Day: Philly welcomes back Jayson Werth

    May 4, 2011, 11:30 AM EST

    All accounts I’ve heard of the Nats-Phillies game last night had Jayson Werth being quite warmly received by the Philadelphia crowd in his return to Citizens Bank Park.  Some initial boos based on intertia and habit, I presume, but those melted away when Werth tipped his hat to the crowd. Or it’s possible that those…

  17. Rangers starter Scott Feldman nearing rehab assignment

    May 4, 2011, 11:19 AM EST

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    Scott Feldman has become sort of a forgotten man in Texas and missing part of the regular season and the Rangers’ entire playoff run with a knee injury and beginning this year on the disabled list. However, he was their Opening Day starter last season after going 17-8 with a 4.08 ERA in 2009 and…

  18. Sunny days favor the pitchers

    May 4, 2011, 11:02 AM EST

    Roy Halladay

    If it truly is always sunny in Philadelphia the Phils are going to have a better year than we thought, because that stuff favors the pitchers: It turns out that batting averages go up when the sun ducks behind a cloud, according to a new study that looked at thousands of major league baseball games…

  19. His name was Brandon Kalantzis. His name was Brandon Kalantzis.

    May 4, 2011, 10:30 AM EST

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    No, not Robert Paulson. Brandon Kalantzis, the dude who got totally destroyed after running on to the field at the Red Sox game on Monday night.  And now he tells his tale. And yes, he’s almost exactly what you’d suspect him to be like. Go Sox, indeed. (h/t to Buzzfeed)

  20. Brian Roberts misses game following root canal

    May 4, 2011, 10:15 AM EST

    Brian Roberts

    Brian Roberts has been playing through a hamstring injury, but yesterday he was scratched from the Orioles’ lineup following a root canal. Robert Falkoff of MLB.com reports that Roberts initially felt mouth pain Sunday, but thought little of it until things got much worse during the team flight to Kansas City on Monday night. Or…

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